First of all, I would just like to say that it is great to see Beyonce back up and walking tall once again. TMZ thinks that these recent pictures of Beyonce's "librarian slacks" taken on Monday are no good. Specifically, they say:
Guys, I see what you're getting at, the waist may be a bit high in a somewhat unflattering way. However, cafeteria ladies... librarians... Beyonce!?!? Beyonce is so hot that those three things should never, under any circumstance, ever be placed in the same sentence!
Clearly the writers at TMZ didn't go to my school... The cafeteria ladies were best described as "a shifty bunch." They had thinning, curly, somewhat discolored hair and half-smoked cigarettes hanging out of their with the ashes seconds away from falling into my runny potatoes "au gratin."
Not to mention, they all had endured and/or should have endured extensive dental work. Never a good look.
On the other hand, maybe the TMZ guys got it right with the librarian thing.
I've got over 16 years of schooling under my belt, so I've seen a lot of libraries and a lot of librarians in them. And, I must admit, they all sort of fell into this same frail-looking, excessively quiet genre of human.
However, each and every library that I've gone into has always had that one 30-something librarian alongside the usual monsters with this I've-never-put-an-ounce-of-makeup-on natural beauty to them.
Ahh, reminds me of this one librarian I knew in 5th grade... it's funny, that was the same year I was introduced to internet porn... it was that year that it was proven that I wasn't the only one who had "bad" thoughts while paying late charges with my lunch money for Where the Wild Things Are. Ahh, those were the days.
Sorry... I've said too much.
Anyway, Beyonce, old-lady pants or not, is still smokin' hot.
Where's Jigga though? I haven't seen H-to-the-Izzo in a while.
P.S. Look at those hips. Beyonce's infant children, when she has them, are going to walk right out of that womb.
