So, since the moment I first came across these Elisha Cuthbert bikini pictures, I haven't been able to stop saying the word "delicious" to myself over and over again. Sure, most of that's probably because she looks unbelievable hot in a bikini, but the reason my subconscious chose the word "delicious" instead of something like "hot" or "sexy" is probably because her two-toned red and blue bikini makes her look like a big delicious snow cone. You know, those tasty little red-white-and-blue snow cones that you get at the circus.
On second thought, maybe she's more like those rocket popsicles you get from the ice cream truck on the fourth of July. You know, they're shaped like a rocket with the red, white, and blue from top to bottom. Ahh, those things are delicious. They remind me of when I was a little boy back in Arkansas and my uncle Bobby took me hunting one Independence Day. We worked up a pretty good sweat that day as we ran around the back woods, killing various small critters... and nothing cooled us down quite like the refreshing taste of one of those rocket popsicles right off of the ice cream truck. Ahh, those were the days.
Umm... yea, sorry for the tangent. Anyway, Elisha looks smokin' hot in these bikini photos. Check her out if you get a chance. Oh, and if you don't get a chance, well, then, you're working too hard my friend. Give yourself a break and enjoy the deliciousness that is Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini on South Beach in Miami over the weekend.
Note: Apparently Elisha doesn't like being compared to frozen treats because she looks pretty mad giving us the finger in the second and the third pictures down below... those might be NSFW, so view them at your own discretion. Thanks. Bye.
