Hayden Panettiere was out celebrating the new year with Lindsay Lohan in Capri, Italy. There was dancing, there was drinking (which is okay for Hayden because the drinking age in Italy is 18), and there was a tiny little Mexican man jumping up and down in between both Lindsay and Hayden! That is, before Lindsay took off to go "make a sex" with a number of strapping young Italian guys, of course.
Ahh, there's really no better way to head into a new year, is there? Celebrities, booze, sex, and tiny little Mexicans! It reminds me of a dream I had the other night. In fact, it was just like this. I was at some club with Lindsay and Hayden and I was buying everyone drinks until they all started warming up to me and saying something like "I just want to make you happy, Daddy." Yea, it was weird. But hey, I'm a weird guy and that's what weird guys think about.
Note: I have just been informed that "The Tiny Little Mexican" shown above is no Mexican at all. Rather, it is Hayden's 13-year-old little brother, Jansen Panettiere. I'm sorry. It's just that with that haircut and that bright striped-shirt he just reminded me of my good friend Paco, a Mexican field-worker I met while I was visiting some distant cousins in El Paso, Texas. My apologies for any confusion.
Anyway, here's Hayden being hot celebrating on New Year's Eve in Capri, Italy. Enjoy what I've done for you here.
