About a week ago, Lindsay Lohan's ex-boyfriend, Riley Giles (who she met in rehab), shared details about his sex life with Lindsay to a tabloid for a large sum of money. The moment Lindsay's mom, Dina Lohan, found out about this, she called up Riley's mom and insulted her parenting! Us Magazine reports:
So let me get this straight... some loser got it on with Lindsay back in a Utah rehab facility because Lindsay's so screwed up that she had to replace drugs and alcohol with sex. Then, once the kid thought he'd cash in on sharing the details of his sexual experiences with Lindsay with a tabloid, Lindsay's mom gets all mad and calls up that kid's mom and yells at her for being a bad parent. BUT! When you think about it, the kid probably never would have been selling Dina's daughter's sex secrets if Dina herself parented her daughter better when she was growing up! Ahhh, the irony! I can't bare it.
I honestly don't blame the kid. I'd be hurt if Lindsay just used me for sex and dropped me like that. Wait. Who am I kidding. That's awesome! I dream about that kind of thing happening to me every day. Then, once she was done with me, I could sell my story for some serious cash! I don't know if this kid realizes it or not, but that's pretty much my own personal understanding of heaven right here on Earth. The only problem is, the dude only sold it for 120 G's. Yea right, I'd be selling that stuff for millions! I'd lie if I had to! But hey, that's just me.
Lindsay out looking freckle-y on New Year's Eve in Capri, Italy:
