Last Friday, it was reported that Jennifer Aniston was vacationing in Los Cabos, Mexico with a mystery man. Still no real word on who this mysterious man could be... but after seeing these new bikini pictures of Jen, it's clear that he is one lucky man. I just hope that it's not that goofy looking guy above. I mean, I don't like to judge dudes or anything... but that guy is just plain ugly! He looks like a real-life Fred Flinstone! Who knows, though, maybe it's him, maybe it's not. Either way, Jen's body is unbelievable.
Ahh, these bring me right back to the mid to late '90s back when most of Jen's time was spent being hot on "Friends" as Rachel. To this day, I still can't understand how a serious tool-bag like Ross could score Rachel. It's one of those unexplainably tragedies in life, really. Scratch that... it's not a tragedy... it's a travesty. Okay, I can't lie to you guys... I don't really know the difference between those two words, but the second one sounds worse. A lot worse. And that's basically the message I'm trying to get across here.
Anyway, please, take a moment and enjoy Jennifer soaking up the Mexican sun in her tiny little bikini here. It's a beautiful little site. Oh, and by the way, Jen... quick question. Is your butt hungry?.. because it's eating your bikini bottom! ZING! But hey, don't get me wrong, I'm not complaining! Baaaabbbyyyyy!
