Alessandra Ambrosio

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Alessandra Ambrosio.

VS Models Don\'t Get the Point

There is something these Victoria\'s Secret models don\'t know - we don\'t give a crap about public indecency. If they show up to a public event they NEED to be only in bra and panties. Or even without those! Wearing t-shirts give VS models an extremely bad name. I don\'t care how cute you are, blowing kisses at the camera and posing with your own cardboard cutouts. LESS CLOTHES next time ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio in DT Magazine

I don\'t know what DT magazine is or what DT even stands for, but they were either lucky enough to get her for a photo shoot or she\'s been kidnapped and forced to pose for the magazine. I don\'t care either way as long as pictures like these result from the possible abduction. Check them out. ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio from KISS

Victoria\'s Secret model, Alessandra Ambrosio, made KISS and 13 year old boys everywhere very happy by looking kinda like a whore on the beach for a photo shoot yesterday. All 83 pounds of her looked as fantastic as always as she frolicked along the beach and collected a hefty paycheck for completing the very difficult task of being hot. ... [Full Story]

Breaking News: Alessandra Ambrosio Eats

Here\'s Victoria\'s Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio just before going to the restroom and sticking her finger down her throat. Actually, for legal reasons, just let me say that probably isn\'t true. But it could be. But regardless, she probably threw up anyway because a stomach that\'s accustomed to 3 crutons and a salad per week just can\'t handle that much chocolate. These pictures were ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio is Cool

Here\'s Victoria\'s Secret model and relatively new mother, Alessandra Ambrosio, going out somewhere a day or two ago. I\'m really glad my mom doesn\'t look like that or I\'d have a whole psychology book full of issues to work out. ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio Eats an Ice Cream Cone

I\'m sorry to say that there will only be two extremely witty, celebrity-oriented posts today from me because I have matters to attend to that require me to be outside of my parents\' basement for the first time in over a year. But never fear because I\'m leaving you with these pictures of Alessandra Ambrosio eating an ice cream cone most likely served to her by Paula Abdul. Enjoy. ... [Full Story]

The Best Celebrity Butts Ever, Take 2

First of all, if you didn\'t see the first edition of Celebrity Butts, click here for that. But otherwise, check out all of these pictures below to see some of the hottest girls on the planet from their best side. I had no idea a couple of these chicks had such an amazing a$$, but I\'m always looking for something new to think about during those late nights under the covers. I mean ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio in her Usual Attire

I\'m trying to remember the last time I saw Alessandra Ambrosio in something other than a bikini. I\'m starting to think it\'s never happened, but I guess that\'s the life as a Victoria\'s Secret model. Must be tough showing off that 0% body fat every day in exchange for money to buy more crutons. ... [Full Story]

Anorexia Has Never Looked So Gorgeous

Victoria\'s Secret models are all ridiculously skinny, and no girl should ever strive to look like them. But I\'m just saying if they did, I wouldn\'t complain because all 77 pounds of Alessandra Ambrosio are really hot. Especially the pounds just below her lower back. Check these images out in high resolution for the full uncensored effect. ... [Full Story]

Victoria\'s Secret Supermodels Come Together

My iron-clad theory that the world would end if all of the top Victoria\'s Secret models were ever seen together turns out to be false because here they are, in the flesh. There\'s Alessandra Ambrosio, Adriana Lima, some other girl, and Marisa Miller. The only thing missing is me running through, grabbing random body parts while evading security. Maybe next time. ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio Somehow Had a Baby

According to People, Alessandra Ambrosio gave birth to her first child: \"To all of our family and friends, we are pleased to announce that our little princess Anja Louise Ambrosio Mazur was born on Sunday Aug 24 at 7:32 p.m.,\" Ambrosio says in a statement. \"She is 6.3 lbs. and absolutely perfect.\" The supermodel, 27, and her boyfriend, California businessman Jamie Mazur, have been ... [Full Story]

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini and Lingerie Pictures

These very sexy Alessandra pictures are so hot, I don't even know how to use words to describe how amazing these things are! I feel like every once in a while, you need to just take a moment and take in the pure joy that Alessandra brings to this world through the art of sexy, smokin' hot photos! So, that's what I've done for you right here. I've put together a little selection of some of my ... [Full Story]