Angelina Jolie

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Angelina Jolie.

Angelina Jolie Looks Different...

Angelina Jolie must have stolen another child from Africa, that\'s the only way she could have that healthy, antlered glow that you can see in these pictures. (Consults internet.) Oh, wait, nope. She just filmed some more scenes for \"Maleficient\" in Buckinghamshire. Maleficient is a scary witch with horns who was the antagonist in Disney\'s \"Sleeping Beauty.\" She also was a character in ... [Full Story]

Angelina Jolie Don\'t Need No Calories!!11!

Congratulations, Angelina, on your engagement (that I thought happened years ago), the enormous diamond ring that Brad Pitt bought you and your -2% body fat. Oh, and the fact that you and your husband-to-be are worth approximately $300 million. Kudos on the frugality, or however you make that much money! According to Forbes, Brad, is worth an estimated $150 million, while Angelina is worth ... [Full Story]

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Weren\'t Engaged Before?

Hey, did you know that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie weren\'t already married? Well, apparently they weren\'t (thanks for lying to me, Internet) and Brad Pitt designed an engagement ring for Angelina Jolie,. And she was wearing that ring at Los Angeles County Museum of Art with Pitt and their son Pax the other day. (Not looking at art, but just cleverly showing off her new ring.) \"Brad had ... [Full Story]

Angelina Jolie & Brad Pitt Took Their Brood to Vegas

Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt and all of their biological and adopted children were seen at the \"Michael Jackson: The Immortal World Tour\" in Las Vegas last night. Brad Pitt was also seen attempting to hang himself with his own belt in the bathroom, but unfortunately no paparazzi was stealthy enough to get a picture of that. ... [Full Story]

Angelina Jolie Still Lusts for Blood (Or Something)

For a while, Angelina Jolie not only had a reputation for being hot: she had a reputation for being downright insane. (E.g., her and her lover wearing vials of each other\'s blood around their necks?) According to some, not much has changed. \"She tries to hide it, but she has a crazy side to her that\'s beyond just being quirky. In the end, she just canít hide the crazy.\" Though she\'s ... [Full Story]

Jon Voight is Finally Hanging Out With His Grandchildren

Even though Jon Voight isn\'t biologically related to most of his grandchildren, he is now officially doing grandfathery activities with them. He was seen in London with them last weekend. It took so long because of his strained relationship with his daughter Angelina Jolie. What\'s wrong with Angelina, anyway? If I had a dad like Jon Voight I\'d be hanging out with him every day. ... [Full Story]

Jolie is a Humanitarian. And Addicted to Adoptions.

Just this past week, Angelina Jolie traveled to Libya to help out during all of the strife that was a result of the civil war and crazy, crazy Gaddafi: Angelina Jolie traveled to the Tunisian-Libyan border, where she spoke with refugees who had recently fled the fighting in Libya. The purpose of Jolie\'s visit to the embattled region: to highlight the need for greater international support ... [Full Story]

Angelina Jolie Got to Dr Drew

Wow. Well, that was fast. Just yesterday I was posting about how Dr. Drew fingered Angelina Jolie as a heroin addict (and Brad Pitt as a heartless creature). Now, he changed his mind... presumably because Angelina threatened to cut him. \"Literally as though one was speculating, just going through an exercise of speculation and not some sort of analysis that was supposed to be factual or ... [Full Story]

Dr Drew Calls Angelina and Brad on Their Sh*t

If you\'re anything like me, then you generally make fun of successful celebrities to make your life seem less like a meaningless pit of sorrow. But according to Dr. Drew, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie may actually BE as f\'ed up as I say: \"Just add up a couple things. There\'s no such thing as \'I was a heroin addict.\' That doesn\'t exist in nature. Something is going on with [her] ... [Full Story]

Read the Body Language

At a recent photo call for \"The Tourist,\" Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie were either feeling extremely awkward or they are very good actors (which I suppose is something to consider). The body language between them speaks volumes, especially since it looks as if Johnny is openly afraid to touch Angelina. I don\'t blame him either. The last person to brush up against Ange broke up with his wife ... [Full Story]

Brad Pitt - Still Not Regretting His Choice

At the premiere of \"The Tourist\" the other night, it\'s apparent that Brad Pitt is still not regretting his choice to shack up with Angelina Jolie instead of Jennifer Aniston. It was so apparent because he was very casually squeezing her bootay during some photog sessions. It\'s sweet to see that after 23 (adopted) kids, this cute (rich, famous, sexy) couple is still together. Awwwwww. ... [Full Story]

Angelina Jolie in Pakistan

Doing her best to not look overwhelmingly hot (and failing), Angelina Jolie was in Pakistan recently, being the UNHCR Goodwill Ambassador. She visited flood victims in Pakistan on Tuesday while wearing appropriate garb which somehow made me even MORE attracted to her. Which is completely unfair. ... [Full Story]