Audrina Patridge

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Audrina Patridge.

Audrina Patridge at Work

It\'s been a while since I\'ve posted pictures of Audrina Patridge because she\'s always doing the same thing - standing there with her cell phone. But since that happens to be her job, I guess I can\'t hold that against her. So here\'s Audrina hard at work. She made $453 during that call...keep up the good work! ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge for the Weekend

Apparently Hollywood photographers decided the only people they were going to take pictures of yesterday were fake celebrities who get paid to just live their lives...like Kristin Cavallari and Audrina Patridge. So, I\'m stuck posting Audrina for the final post of the week. It\'s not a good start to the weekend, but then again, I have to go to court tomorrow for indecently exposing myself at a ... [Full Story]

Jobless Bums for the Weekend

Here\'s most of the cast of The Hills walking around and managing to get paid for it at the same time. If you care, it\'s Audrina Patridge, Stephanie Pratt, and Lo Bosworth. I have no idea who the heck Lo Bosworth is, but I\'m guess it\'s their ugly friend they keep around to try to prove they aren\'t shallow. Unless she\'s the blond attractive one. I really have no idea, so just come back Monday ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Gets in her Car

Here\'s Audrina Patridge getting in her car to go somewhere. Not sure where, but at least we know it\'s not to a job or anything that requires something beyond fake breasts. She\'s probably going to a salon or a spa or a Starbucks if I really had to guess, but I don\'t, so forget this. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge at the Bellagio Resort Hotel Casino

Since I\'ve been posting galleries of Kristin Cavallari like mad, it\'s only fair that co-star of that crappy show, Audrina Patridge, gets some blog time too. So here she is at the Bellagio Resort Hotel Casino where apparently she stood there while people took pictures. What an exciting 4th of July that must\'ve been. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge (and 2 old people) at the Airport

I\'m not sure if those are Audrina Patridge\'s grandparents or just two old creeps who are trying to get in the spotlight before they die. The woman doesn\'t look too pleased though, probably thinking about how she used to be hot before all the wrinkles set in. She can take comfort in knowing Audrina will look like a bag of crap in a couple of decades, too. We all will. I already do. FML. ... [Full Story]

Audrina from The Hills Looks Good for a Loser

When I call her a loser, that\'s mostly me projecting because I know I\'m pretty much useless and poor while Audrina Patridge stars on a show as horrible as The Hills and gets rich from it. Life isn\'t fair, but that\'s what\'s so fun about it. She has big boobs and is rich while someone in Africa has to hope they get a meal. Now that I\'ve depressed everyone, it\'s time to uplift ourselves ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Still Looks Pretty Hot

If you recall, yesterday I made the bold statement that Audrina Patridge is looking good, particularly for someone from The Hills. Well you might\'ve thought that was the 9am crack talking, but more pictures have surfaced and turns out I was right. Maybe my standards have lowered since I had sex with that fat, stinky girl 2 weeks ago, but either way, Audrina looks hot. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge is a Cute Hooker

Usually when I see Audrina Patridge, or anyone from The Hills for that matter, I get a sudden urge to strangle a cat with its own ball of yarn, but for some reason these images of Audrina Patridge in sunglasses and hooker boots give me a warm feeling. Mostly in my pants, but I\'ll take any warm feeling I can get. It\'s cold in this basement. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge has a New Car and an Accurate Shirt

I\'ve never claimed to be an expert on cars, but I want to say that\'s an orange Dodge Challenger. I know I have the orange part right at least, which is more than you readers who are color blind can say. Hey, what color is a bus? Is it green? HAHA, you don\'t know. Anyway, this is Audrina Patridge leaving the Bardot Bar in Los Angeles. It sounds like a real nice place. I won\'t check it out. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge Shows Off her Legs

When I saw these pictures of Audrina Patridge, I got immediately aroused. Obviously not because of Audrina and her no-job, no-talent lazy ass, but because of that Audi R8 she\'s f\'ing up the paint job on. That thing is hotter than adultery. Some day I\'ll own one. Ok, some day I\'ll see one in person. Audrina\'s included in some of these images if you care. Whatever. ... [Full Story]

Audrina Patridge is Growing

There\'s absolutely nothing to like about Audrina Patridge except the big things on her chest. Fortunately, they keep getting bigger too. Either she got some new implants for Veteran\'s Day or that\'s a new push-up bra. On another note, what exactly does Audrina do? I was thinking maybe she\'s a paralegal, but nah. ... [Full Story]