Barack Obama

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Barack Obama.

Barack Obama is NOT Releasing Osama\'s Death Photo

President Barack Obama has decided to go against his word and NOT release the gory death-face photos of Osama bin Laden. Of course, it was too good to be true. Defense Secretary Robert Gates and Hillary Clinton advised Obama about concerns that releasing a photograph could prompt a backlash against the U.S. I\'m fairly certain that the PHOTO isn\'t what our enemies would be upset about ... [Full Story]

Coming Up? Osama\'s Death Face.

President Barack Obama is going to release at least one photo of Osama bin Laden\'s corpse. This is according to the Drudge Report. I have no idea if that is a fake news site like The Onion, so just take this with a grain of salt, ok? A senior U.S. official tells CNN that there are 3 sets of photos that were taken from the day OBL was killed: 1) Photos of Osama bin Laden\'s body taken at a ... [Full Story]

Barack Obama\'s Birth Certificate Was Released

Donald Trump (and about a million other people) have been whining about wanting to see Barack Obama\'s birth certificate. And, well, they got what they asked for: the White House just released President Barack Obama\'s long-form birth certificate. It proves that yes, he was in fact born in Hawaii. Haters. Obama\'s mother was only 18 at the time she gave birth and his father was 25. President ... [Full Story]

Don\'t Forget - Barack Obama Has Stitches

In case you missed it over the holiday weekend, Barack Obama\'s lip is now sporting 12 stitches. And don\'t get your drama-fueled hopes up - it wasn\'t the result of any malicious violence. It appears that he played basketball just a little too hard with little girls. Oh, and not just his Cabinet - his kids, too. ... [Full Story]

Obama Murders a Fly, PETA Not Thrilled at All

The video of President Obama swatting and killing a fly during an interview seems to be everywhere lately, so I figured I\'d jump on the bandwagon and show it too. PETA, of course, released a statement: \"He isn\'t the Buddha, he\'s a human being and human beings have a long way to go before they think before they act.\" While PETA should be disbanded and all of its members sent to ... [Full Story]

Obama Rips on Retards

The only reason I\'m posting this is because I, too, make fun of the mentally retarded in good spirits simply because it\'s easy and they don\'t mind. And now even the President is doing it, so it must be okay. ... [Full Story]

This Guy Just Officially Became President

I don\'t care who you voted for or whether you think Barack Obama is going to be a great president or whether he should be preparing your next meal from his small, dirty house out back in your field. Either way, he\'s the President of the United States now. Officially. At least that\'s what the TV told me. ... [Full Story]

Now That\'s a Little Strange

The last Presidential debate was last night and, if nothing else, this awesome picture came out of it. Not sure what was happening at the time, but it looks like John McCain didn\'t take being rejected for a hug too well. I guess Obama is a terrorist afterall. Now excuse me while I go bang my sister and watch Reba McIntyre\'s show. ... [Full Story]

Obama\'s Poor Kenyan Brother Has Been Found

Since John McCain said Obama is a celebrity, I can post about this. Apparently, Barack\'s half-brother in Kenya has been tracked down. I don\'t have a picture of him, but I heard he\'s black. US, among every other publication in existence, reports: Barack Obama\'s youngest half brother has been living in a shanty town on the outskirts of Nairobi, Kenya, the Italian edition of Vanity Fair ... [Full Story]

Studies Show Barack Obama and Brad Pitt Are Cousins!

Researchers have now discovered that Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are actually related! Studies show that the two are technically ninth cousins! Specifically, Us Magazine says: Researchers at the New England Historic Genealogical Society discovered that Barack Obama is distant cousins with Brad Pitt and Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie, Madonna, Alanis Morissette, and Celine Dion ... [Full Story]