Blake Lively

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Blake Lively.

Blake Lively is Hiding

I\'m not sure what this sad, strange girl did with Blake Lively, but I don\'t like it. Maybe the real Blake is hiding underneath that entirely too big leather poncho, waiting to burst out. Like a sexy Blake-on-Blake birthday cake. Sigh - I know this is no imposter, but I\'m not sure what she is so depressed about. She is looking gorgeous, her legs go up to the ceiling, and is on Gossip ... [Full Story]

Hey Up There

Here\'s Blake Lively up on a balcony, being photographed by some crafty photographer who cannot be stopped by mere angles, distances, and altitudes. There really should be an awards ceremony for the best paparazzi photographers. Celebrities can attend and interview them, and everyone can enjoy being different for a day. And if you think that\'s a good idea, you should hear some of my others. Two ... [Full Story]

Well This Isn\'t Cool

Here\'s Blake Lively on the set of Gossip Girl, wearing way too much clothing. I\'m not advocating that Gossip Girl should move to HBO and force Blake to wear nothing at all in every episode, but looking like a boy with long, awesome legs just isn\'t going to cut it. I\'m not happy about this, so I think I\'ll continue to never watch Gossip Girl. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively is a Little Bit Weird

Either this \"Gossip Girl\" show is really strange or Blake Lively is. Here she is pinching some hobbit girl\'s nose, hanging out with a homeless man, and trying to make out with a guy who\'s 6 feet past her. I don\'t understand any of it, so I\'m going back to sleep. Goodnight. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively was a Pilot

Blake Lively, star of Gossip Girl and owner of the legs that keep on giving, dressed up as an airline pilot with a head way too big for its body this past weekend. She was at the Svedka Vodka event where I\'m guessing people drank a lot and died young of liver disease. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively at the 2009 Angel Ball

If I had any idea what the 2009 Angel Ball was, I\'d tell you all about it right now, but instead, I\'m just going to comment on how attractive Blake Lively is. She sure is attractive. That\'s pretty much it; check out the pictures below. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively at the Where the Wild Things Are Premiere

Blake Lively, star of Gossip Girl as everyone who reads this blog knows because I talk about her at least 4 times a week, was at the Where the Wild Things Are premiere yesterday. There isn\'t a whole lot more to say about that, so just check out the pictures below and pretend you were there with her just off to the left out of camera view. That\'s what I\'m doing. ... [Full Story]

This Just In...Blake Lively is Attractive

Everyone\'s favorite 9 foot blond girl, Blake Lively, was out and about yesterday wearing some kind of outfit that should be illegal. This is the kind of stuff that creates stalkers and perverts like me. Whenever Gossip Girl comes on this season, it doesn\'t matter how God awful it is...I\'m watching it. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively is All Grown Up

It seemed like just yesterday when I was fantasizing about Blake Lively as I watched her in that movie with Justin Long where he invents his own college and a whole bunch of losers go to it because they\'re too stupid to get into real college. But now she\'s the star of her own crappy TV show, Gossip Girl, and is in movies with d-bags like Ben Affleck. She\'s officially made it! ... [Full Story]

Hi Ben Affleck. Get Out of the Way, Please

Here\'s Blake Lively on the set of a new movie she\'s in with none other than Ben Affleck, which automatically means it\'s going to suck. I did some stealthy detective work and discovered the name of the movie is \"The Town.\" Sounds as dumb as Ben looks but maybe Blake will save it by playing an easy prostitute who sleeps with midgets. I\'ve been hoping for a movie like that for ages. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively for Glamour UK

Glamour UK magazine was able to snatch up everyone\'s favorite 7 foot blond for the August edition of the magazine. To sum the article up, it\'s all about how her life rocks and yours sucks. I think the last part is just implied, but the message is clear to me. In fact, I feel so bad that I might have to consider getting a real job, my food stamps are running low anyway. ... [Full Story]

Blake Lively on the Side of the Street

Here\'s Blake Lively doing that whole YMCA dance thing on the side of the road because she\'s a little slow. Or maybe she\'s hailing a taxi, that would make a little more sense I think. But anyway, Yao Ming called. He wants his arms and legs back right now. ... [Full Story]