Britney Spears

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears.

Um Ew

Here\'s Britney Spears looking a lot like something a monster that lives in the sewers coughed up after a nasty lunch. I don\'t mean to be superficial, but damn, that\'s one ugly girl. Ten years ago, I spent a considerable amount of time alone in my room thinking about her, but now that I\'m down in the basemen and she looks like that, it\'s just not the same. ... [Full Story]

Still Trashy

Even though Britney Spears has come a long way from her overweight pregnant, bald, trashy days, she still just doesn\'t do it for me like she did 10 years ago. She just looks like she should be shopping for a new pair of jeans at Wal Mart or taking a walk through her trailer park. I bet she even has a rebel flag hanging above her bed. That would be cool. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears is Trashy

If they ever remake The Dukes of Hazzard, and Daisy is a fat mother of 2 who sleeps with her Uncle Jesse and possibly even Boss Hog, then Britney Spears is the obvious candidate for that role. Judging from these pictures of her, she was made to play that part, so if someone in Hollywood is reading, which I know you are, let\'s get this done. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Out Shopping and Stuff

First of all, fatty in the background needs to stop pretending she\'s the paparazzi and go back to the Dunkin Donuts she stumbled out of. Now that that\'s out of the way, here\'s Britney Spears looking mediocre in some kind of white dress while shopping. No word on what she was shopping for, but I\'m sure it was boring, so let\'s not worry about that right now. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Stalker Gets 3 Years Probation

Not sure why anyone would wait til now to bother stalking Britney Spears, but this creepy girl did just that. According to AP: A court official says a woman found guilty of snooping at Britney Spears\' house has been sentenced to three years of probation and 240 hours of community service. Los Angeles Superior Court spokeswoman Patricia Kelly says a judge in Malibu, Calif. found Miranda ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears on David Letterman

I never watch David Letterman because that gap between his teeth scares the hell out of me, but I thought I would suck it up and share this video from last night. He did a \"Top 10 Ways the Country Would be Different if Britney Spears was President\" and it\'s mildly funny. So watch it...or don\'t. It really won\'t affect my life either way. ... [Full Story]

Getting Closer

As you know, I\'ve been closely monitoring the attractiveness of Britney Spears and whether she has any chance of being as hot as she was 10 years ago. The answer is obviously no, but I give her credit for making a real effort. She still looks like a trashy ho, but she\'s in shape and not too bad at all. If she\'d get rid of the fake blond hair and have those tattoos scraped off and then discover ... [Full Story]

Not Bad

Let me be the first to say I\'m glad the days of Britney Spears being a fat, bald skank are over. Granted, she\'ll never be that cute, faux innocent girl from the last 90s again, but at least I don\'t feel a sea of vomit brewing in my throat when I see her now. She\'s not bad at all in this poolside photo shoot. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Mom Might be a Liar

So there\'s this guy named Sam Lutfi who used to be good friends with Britney Spears. And in Britney\'s mom\'s book about Britney\'s retarded life, she says a lot of things about Sam that may not be entirely true. According to TMZ: Britney Spears\' former BFF has filed legal papers in his defamation lawsuit against Britney and her parents, claiming they have ruined his life. Sam Lutfi ... [Full Story]

TwitPic Gets Hacked

According to The Associated Press, Britney Spears is alive and well despite her Twitpic account signifying otherwise. The Internet messaging system shut down part of its service after the hacking was discovered Sunday because of what the Charleston, S.C.-based company described as a \"vulnerability\" in the mobile posting system. Twitpic Inc. said to disregard a message from Spears\' ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Goes for Some Food

Here\'s Britney Spears leaving a McDonald\'s in London yesterday. No word on what she ate, but judging from those thighs, I\'m going to guess everything on the menu. Actually she\'s not fat at all, I just had nothing else to write about this. I do like that she has secret service-esque dudes with her. ... [Full Story]

Umm, All Right

I\'m kinda curious, is there actually anyone in the audience at this concert? I can\'t imagine anyone would want to watch a washed up fatty looking like a douchebag prancing around the stage, but then again, people go see those shows in Mexico with a girl and her donkey so I guess anything is possible. ... [Full Story]