Britney Spears

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Britney Spears.

Britney Spears is on Vacation

Here\'s Britney Spears looking like some trashy girl from West Virginia who won a trip to Australia on the Price is Right or Cash Explosion or some other no talent game where people scream incessantly like psychopaths. But anyway, if she would go brunette again, it would go a long way with restoring her cute, innocent image. But then again, maybe this is what she wants kinda like Richard Simmons ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Twitter and MySpace Accounts Hacked

Someone might want to tell Britney Spears that using \"password\" as your password isn\'t all that safe. Her Twitter and Myspace ccounts were both hacked yesterday. The AP reports: Messages on her Twitter profile Thursday purported to be from the 27-year-old pop star and claimed she worshipped the devil. The handful of unusual messages were deleted after Spears\' management regained control ... [Full Story]

Trashy McTrashenstein is Still Walking Around

Here\'s Britney Spears looking like an angry mother of 2 storming into the welfare center to demand her check. She happens to be followed by some guy who clearly wishes he was a secret service agent but is settling for Britney\'s personal bodyguard. He should probably be content because shielding someone from camera flashes is a little easier than bullets. That\'s what I heard anyway. ... [Full Story]

Um Ew

Here\'s Britney Spears looking a lot like something a monster that lives in the sewers coughed up after a nasty lunch. I don\'t mean to be superficial, but damn, that\'s one ugly girl. Ten years ago, I spent a considerable amount of time alone in my room thinking about her, but now that I\'m down in the basemen and she looks like that, it\'s just not the same. ... [Full Story]

Still Trashy

Even though Britney Spears has come a long way from her overweight pregnant, bald, trashy days, she still just doesn\'t do it for me like she did 10 years ago. She just looks like she should be shopping for a new pair of jeans at Wal Mart or taking a walk through her trailer park. I bet she even has a rebel flag hanging above her bed. That would be cool. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears is Trashy

If they ever remake The Dukes of Hazzard, and Daisy is a fat mother of 2 who sleeps with her Uncle Jesse and possibly even Boss Hog, then Britney Spears is the obvious candidate for that role. Judging from these pictures of her, she was made to play that part, so if someone in Hollywood is reading, which I know you are, let\'s get this done. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears Out Shopping and Stuff

First of all, fatty in the background needs to stop pretending she\'s the paparazzi and go back to the Dunkin Donuts she stumbled out of. Now that that\'s out of the way, here\'s Britney Spears looking mediocre in some kind of white dress while shopping. No word on what she was shopping for, but I\'m sure it was boring, so let\'s not worry about that right now. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Stalker Gets 3 Years Probation

Not sure why anyone would wait til now to bother stalking Britney Spears, but this creepy girl did just that. According to AP: A court official says a woman found guilty of snooping at Britney Spears\' house has been sentenced to three years of probation and 240 hours of community service. Los Angeles Superior Court spokeswoman Patricia Kelly says a judge in Malibu, Calif. found Miranda ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears on David Letterman

I never watch David Letterman because that gap between his teeth scares the hell out of me, but I thought I would suck it up and share this video from last night. He did a \"Top 10 Ways the Country Would be Different if Britney Spears was President\" and it\'s mildly funny. So watch it...or don\'t. It really won\'t affect my life either way. ... [Full Story]

Getting Closer

As you know, I\'ve been closely monitoring the attractiveness of Britney Spears and whether she has any chance of being as hot as she was 10 years ago. The answer is obviously no, but I give her credit for making a real effort. She still looks like a trashy ho, but she\'s in shape and not too bad at all. If she\'d get rid of the fake blond hair and have those tattoos scraped off and then discover ... [Full Story]

Not Bad

Let me be the first to say I\'m glad the days of Britney Spears being a fat, bald skank are over. Granted, she\'ll never be that cute, faux innocent girl from the last 90s again, but at least I don\'t feel a sea of vomit brewing in my throat when I see her now. She\'s not bad at all in this poolside photo shoot. ... [Full Story]

Britney Spears\' Mom Might be a Liar

So there\'s this guy named Sam Lutfi who used to be good friends with Britney Spears. And in Britney\'s mom\'s book about Britney\'s retarded life, she says a lot of things about Sam that may not be entirely true. According to TMZ: Britney Spears\' former BFF has filed legal papers in his defamation lawsuit against Britney and her parents, claiming they have ruined his life. Sam Lutfi ... [Full Story]