Charlize Theron

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Snow White and the Huntsman Will Have 1 or 2 Reputable Actors

And I\'m not counting Kristen Stewart of course. \"Snow White and the Huntsman\" would be terrible if it had to ride on only Kristen Stewart (because of the whole \"her not being able to act\" thing) - but thankfully Charlize Theron and The Guy From Thor seem to be pretty good at the acting. To be honest with you, the only person I would be paying attention to in this movie is the Queen. Besides ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron is Shy. Probably Because She is Dating Ryan Reynolds.

I have no idea if this Charlize Theron and Ryans Reynolds nonsense is true (it probably isn\'t) - but that doesn\'t mean that I won\'t upload pictures of either party and speculate. Just for example: here is Charlize Theron looking shy. It\'s probably because she just got done letting Ryan Reynolds do unmentionable things to her. SNAP. ... [Full Story]

It\'s Oscar Time Again

Yep, it\'s that time of year again - Oscar time. That special day when all of the d-bags in Hollywood come out of the woodwork to become self-congratulating idiots. Sometimes I forget that the winners aren\'t picked based on how much money they make or how much people like them... it all comes down to who is \"due\" and which people the Academy likes. I actually applaud The Hurt Locker producer ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Loves Grey Leggings

I\'m not sure if Charlize is working out or just crossing the street, but she is indeed dressed properly for it. 10 to 20 feet of light jogging is certainly a strenuous exercise; wearing pants would just overheat the poor bird. I just wish celebrities would quit this \"only tights\" policy. The overweight women of my town haven\'t grasped the concept that leggings are no substitute for pants. ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron is Normal

Charlize Theron went to the US Open Tennis crap and showed us just how normal she is. Look at that, she\'s eating a chocolate ice cream thingy and sitting there like a normal person and everything. Actually, she sorta reminds me of her tard character in Arrested Development here, which makes her incredibly awesome. ... [Full Story]

Some Random Charlize Theron Never Killed Anyone

A quick shot of Charlize Theron is good for the body. I read that on the back of my Aeon Flux VHS case, so it must be true. But anyway, this is a Peggy Sirota photoshoot, which means nothing to anyone who isn\'t some kind of photographer guru, but I figured I should give credit since I\'m, you know, using the pictures. ... [Full Story]

Does Charlize Theron Have Enough Dogs?

Don\'t blame me for the image above being kind of disproportional. Trying to get 19 dogs and two stupid women in one 450x315 screenshot is harder than you think. Anyway, these pictures are pretty boring because Charlize isn\'t even in a bikini, but Jesus, that\'s a lot of dogs. Most people get one big dog for protection, but Charlize is apparently going for the 5 dogs that couldn\'t tear the ear ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron is Marilyn Monroe

Ever since Charlize Theron played a tard in Arrested Development, I\'ve really liked her. Lucky for us, in a couple of these pictures, she has returned to her roots and looks like a tard once again. But the rest of them, she looks like Marilyn Monroe and no one\'s gonna complain about that, especially if you\'re over the age of 50. ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Finds Dieters Fascinating!

Because of all the weight changes Charlize Theron has had to undergo for her movie career, she sympathizes with dieters! OK! Magazine says: Charlize Theron has gained and lost many pounds for movie roles. Currently, Charlize is filling in her trashiest skinny jeans in her new movie Sleepwalking, in which she plays a mom who abandons her daughter for foster care. But while her ups and ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Is Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive

Charlize Theron looks pretty good. I don't think she's "The Sexiest Woman Alive," but Esquire does. Esquire magazine has named Charlize Theron as "The Sexiest Woman Alive" and used this photoshoot to prove it. I mean, she does look great in this shoot... but I would say it's a bit of false advertising because I've seen her in a bikini in Belize and it was just O.K. Ha... Charlize in Belize ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Lifts an 18-Wheeler Truck Over Her Head!

Charlize Theron usually looks really HOT on the set of her new in-production movie Hancock, but with this whole holding an 18-Wheeler over her head thing... she's hot and bad-ass!!! God I love a woman with superhuman strength. It turns me on... as if that black outfit and those slut boots weren't already enough! ... [Full Story]

Charlize Theron Cleans Up Well

Charlize arrived at the Hollywood Foreign Press Association (HFPA) luncheon yesterday looking like one tall, delicious lime-flavored popsicle. She leaves me with only one word in mind: DE-LEE-SHAWWWWWS! (a slightly foreign, sexually aroused pronunciation of the word "delicious"). It's good to see her as the hot bittie tramp I always thought she was. Ahh, what a relief, after what I saw ... [Full Story]