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Chris Brown Starts Community Service Today

To pay his debit to society for punching Rihanna\'s face, Chris Brown will be starting the first of 180 days of \"hard labor\" (according to the judge)in Virginia. He tweeted the following this morning: on my way to community service I\'m not sure there\'s anything grammatically or punctually accurate about that tweet, but then again, it is on a site with a bird logo and a whole bunch of ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown to Perform at Michael Jackson Tribute

On September 26th, there will be a Michael Jackson tribute concert. In case you hadn\'t heard, Michael Jackson is dead. Hit by a car in a busy intersection. No, just kidding, it was probably something else. Anyway, even Chris Brown, the abusive ex-boyfriend of Rihanna, will be performing according to the Associated Press: Mary J. Blige, Chris Brown and Natalie Cole will be among the top ... [Full Story]

Yeah Right

Chris Brown is now claiming he doesn\'t remember the night he decided to use Rihanna\'s face as a speed bag. I can only assume this means he\'s not only a woman abuser, but a borderline retard as well. I just hope he doesn\'t read this and take it out on my mom or my sister. Anyway, here\'s the video: Embedded video from CNN Video ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown was Sentenced Yesterday

Every news source on the planet has already covered this, but being last isn\'t always bad. Maybe I\'ll be the last person in the world to die or the last person to get AIDS. Who knows? But anyway, Chris Brown finally received his punishment for punching and biting ex-girlfriend, Rihanna. AP says: A judge on Tuesday sentenced Chris Brown to five years\' probation and six months\' community ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown Sentenced Today

Chris Brown will finally be sentenced today after punching and biting and all around putting the hurt on ex-girlfriend Rihanna several months ago. The Associated Press reports: The 20-year-old R&B singer is scheduled to be sentenced to five years of probation and six months of community labor. A judge has said she wants Brown, who will likely be allowed to serve his probation in his home ... [Full Story]

The Art of Managing a Broken Image

So it turns out after Chris Brown decided punching and biting Rihanna was the cool thing to do, he hired a crisis management firm to attempt to heal his image. It\'s now my job to try to counter that by telling you that he\'s doing it. See how clever I am? According to TMZ: We\'ve been talking to people in Brown\'s world and here\'s what we know. Brown -- who hired Sitrick and Company, the ... [Full Story]

Seriously, Chris Brown?

Attention to all you woman beaters out there, Chris Brown has figured out the secret to making everyone get over your abusive ways. Put on a pair of geeky glasses and hold a child. All of those bruises and lawsuits will just go right away. Clearly the parents of this child have been living in some sort of cave recently... ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown is Moving On

When you punch and bite your girlfriend\'s face and neck, you want to do it without any drama involved. Since Rihanna had to go and, you know, report the incident, Chris Brown is already moving on to a new girl. According to NY Daily News: Brown’s new/old lady is University of Mary Washington student Erica Jackson. \"[Chris and Erica] met in Virginia, where he’s from,\" a source close to the ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown Pleads Not Guilty Despite Being Guilty

The courtroom is a funny place. Guilty people often go there to say they\'re not guilty in hopes of proving their guilt by taking a less guilty plea. See? It\'s funny. And according to Reuters, so is Chris Brown: R&B star Chris Brown pleaded not guilty in a Los Angeles court on Monday to charges stemming from an alleged attack on his girlfriend, pop singer Rihanna. Brown, 19, entered the ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown and the Whole Court Case Thing

First of all, someone seems to be consoling Chris Brown in the picture above despite the fact that he beat up Rihanna. And the dude\'s hand is white, which means Racism is Dead! Hooray! Anyway, according to TMZ: We\'re told Brown\'s people have consulted with outside legal eagles -- including law school professors -- who have said Rihanna\'s own aggressiveness takes it out of the felony ... [Full Story]

Chris Brown is Officially Charged

So TMZ was following the whole Chris Brown/Rihanna story yesterday and found this out: The L.A. County District Attorney has just charged Chris Brown with felony assault and making criminal threats, also a felony. The charging documents name \"Robyn F.\" as the alleged victim. Brown will be arraigned today at 3:30 PM in downtown LA. A spokesperson for the D.A. tells TMZ he could ... [Full Story]

So This is How it All Went Down

In case you weren\'t completely hit over the head with the Chris Brown beating up Rihanna story, here\'s a nice summary of what happened that night according to TMZ: Rihanna read a three-page text message on Brown\'s phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn\'t because she was wearing her seat belt. 

Brown then ... [Full Story]