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George Clooney Was Arrested for Boring Reasons.

The dashing George Clooney, Duke of Handsomeness, was arrested for something recently that had nothing to do with his god-like face or string of model girlfriend (scandalous, isn\'t it?). According to TMZ (and the statements prepared by this representatives), he was only guilty of being a humanitarian. Yawn: They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own ... [Full Story]

George Clooney is Too Attractive to Care.

George Clooney is a handsome man who regularly switches up his overly attractive female friends. We know this. ... which is why it\'s completely ludicrous when anyone suggests that he is gay (not that there is anything wrong with that). He tends to be liberal, though, so I suppose some people might associate \"liberal\" with \"closet gay?\" (If you watch \"Glee,\" then you think everyone is gay.) ... [Full Story]

The 2012 Academy Awards are Going to Be Awful.

This year\'s Academy Awards show is going to be the worst in recent history. Not only is Billy Crystal hosting (he had his turn, why not let other actors have a chance?) but all of the nominated movies make me suicide-by-drowning-in-my-theater-soda-level bored. The only movie I cared enough to watch was \"The Descendants,\" and that\'s only because one of the writers plays a ambiguously ... [Full Story]

George Clooney is a Robot

Over the weekend George Clooney posed for a picture with Baltimore Ravens offensive lineman Jonathan Ogden. While it IS hilarious to see George Clooney look so tiny next to Jonathan, I\'m much more interested in when George became an android. I\'m not judgmental here, it\'s a valid life choice. Some people say he just had elbow surgery, but I know differently. I know your secret, Georgie. :) ... [Full Story]

George Clooney Faked Malaria For Africa

George Clooney has malaria. Or \"says he had malaria.\" That\'s pretty much the rest of the story. So if you want to check out now I won\'t blame you. The actor says that he caught Malaria during a trip to Sudan in January. He made the revelation to Piers Morgan, but he also said that he is now fully recovered. George says, \"This illustrates how with proper medication, the most lethal ... [Full Story]

Nominees Told to Shut Up Sooner

Nothing makes watching an award show worse than the agonizingly long acceptance speeches... and the cringing that follows when the winner is quieted by music and ushered offstage. This year, the producers hope it\'ll be different. All of the nominees, including such names as Sandra Bullock, George Clooney and Meryl Streep were told to make their acceptance speeches short and sweet. If the ... [Full Story]

Hey, George Clooney isn\'t Dead

I\'m really getting tired of writing about death, whether it actually happened or some group of losers decided to start a rumor that it happened. But I\'m going to anyway. The latest is that George Clooney died. Sources say: For some reason, some seriously messed up people at fakeawish.com dropped some evil rumors that Clooney was the latest star to croak this week ... and now, we\'ve ... [Full Story]

Sarah Larson Has a Name, You Know!

George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend Sarah Larson has asked not to be referred to as “George Clooney’s ex-girlfriend.” Wait… ah dammit! Sorry Sarah. The former cocktail waitress and current pseudo-celebrity made a July 25th appearance at the Las Vegas club Tao, and requested that promotional material for the event did not mention Clooney. From Star: Sarah feels she is famous enough now," a ... [Full Story]

George Clooney Is Single Again!

George Clooney and his girlfriend of one year, Sarah Larson, have broken up! That's right, ladies, Clooney is single and on the prowl again! The New York Post's Page Six says: GEORGE Clooney is free again. The Oscar-winning hunk and gal pal Sarah Larson have split after a year of dating, In Touch reports. Clooney met the former "Fear Factor" contestant, who consumed a scorpion on TV, in ... [Full Story]

Clooney About Daniel Day-Lewis: "I Don't Like Him!"

George Clooney is not happy with Daniel Day-Lewis! OK! Magazine reports: Two years ago, George Clooney had a one in three shot of winning an Oscar and pulled through, picking up Best Supporting Actor for Syriana. This year, he has one shot, in Best Actor for Michael Clayton, but he's not feeling good about his chances. "If you want my honest opinion, I think it's going to be Daniel ... [Full Story]

Clooney Was Traumatized By Britney's Police Standoff!

Britney Spears wasn't the only one who was immediately effected her crazy police standoff back on January 3rd... George Clooney, who's house lies just 300 yards from Britney's, had a bad experience from all the craziness as well. Specifically, George described his experience during that crazy night to Us Magazine: "I'd gone upstairs, and I came out and I'm in a robe. All of the sudden I see ... [Full Story]

Fabio to Clooney: Stop Being a Diva!

Last Friday, George Clooney and his girlfriend, Sarah Larsen, were having dinner at the L.A. restaurant Madeo next to Fabio, who was dining with a group of women. When one of the women with Fabio started taking pictures of Fabio and her friends, Clooney immediately assumed that she was taking pictures of him and asked her to stop. Then things got ugly. The New York Post's Page Six reports: ... [Full Story]

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