Gisele Bundchen

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele Bundchen is a Normal Person

I feel better about my own life when I see celebrities looking normal and non-perfect. While they are on the job, they have assistants and makeup artists following them around constantly. That\'s why they look amazing. In real life, on a Sunday morning after having a bad night\'s sleep after a kegger, they ALL look bad. Even Gisele Bundchen here. Not exactly supermodel material here, right? God ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Tried to Be a Mannequin

I\'m not quite sure that Gisele Bundchen understands what a mannequin is. She was hired to be a \"living mannequin\" for a department store in Sao Paulo, Brazil, but instead of standing stock still and just showing off clothes... she started waving, laughing, and knocking on the glass. Oh celebrities, they just love their attention. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Partied for Carnival

Gisele Bundchen was seen in Rio over the weekend for Carnival. Did she take part in all of the crazy orgy parties? Probably. Her husband Tom Brady watched from the crowd. That seems kind of kinky, but it might be because I don\'t really understand what Carnival is. It\'s like.. an orgy, right? ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Gave Birth in a Bathtub

In today\'s \"I didn\'t really need to know that\" news, I learned that Gisele Bundchen gave birth recently in a bathtub. The Associated Press says: Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen says she gave birth to her son in a bathtub and that it didn\'t hurt a bit. The wife of New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady tells Globo TV she wanted to be aware and calm during birth. So she ... [Full Story]

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen Have a Baby Boy

The world\'s most annoying couple (because they\'re hot and I\'m jealous of everything about them) just had a baby, and it\'s name is Jesus. Not really, but according to the AP, they did have one: Brady announced the birth Wednesday. He said the boy was born Tuesday and that he and Bundchen had not chosen a name. He called it \"a wonderful experience in my life.\" \"Everyone\'s great,\" ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen in a Hotel Room

Don\'t get your hopes up, Gisele Bundchen hasn\'t made a career change from high paid model to low paid hotel prostitute. I was hoping too, but it\'s just a photo shoot she did recently for someone somewhere. No idea about the details, but if you care that much, maybe you should get a hobby or something. Okay, I\'m going to go tip over tombstones, see ya tomorrow. ... [Full Story]

Well That\'s Sorta Awkward

Here\'s Gisele Bundchen out in Brentwood demonstrating the latest and greatest model walk that she plans to unleash to the world soon. Look for 18 year old wanna be girls everywhere to start walking exactly like this, arms awkwardly above the head, sorta like a monster. A pretty hot monster, but still a monster. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Exits a Taxi in New York

Gisele Bundchen made something like $33 million last year and her husband/boyfriend, Tom Brady, made at least $300 sitting at home watching his team not make the playoffs, so why she\'s taking a taxi is a mystery. If I was that rich, I\'d take a mini helicopter everywhere and then I\'d shower all the peasants below with pennies and nickels to show my acknowledgment of the less fortunate. ... [Full Story]

I\'m Buying Whatever Gisele is Selling

Gisele Bundchen is promoting Ipanema Sandals in these pictures, but unless you\'re supposed to wear them on your cleavage, I don\'t really see how. Regardless, I\'m buying a pair tomorrow. Oh, they\'re $250? Nevermind all that. Check out these pictures. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Seal the Deal

It\'s official. The most perfect couple in the world are now legally bound. Of course I\'m speaking of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. According to USMag: The ceremony was \"very small and intimate,\" a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. A pal close to the couple says Bundchen and Brady are perfect together. \"She\'s definitely \'The One,\'\" the ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Went for a Swim

I don\'t know who these hobos are that Gisele Bundchen was at the beach with, but they don\'t look like they deserve to be around her. They must be related to someone famous, like maybe Clay Aiken\'s cousins or something. Anyway, there\'s no sign of Tom Brady which probably means the poor bastard\'s leg is still too messed up to swim. He would cramp up and die. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen in Brazil for Fashion Week

While Tom Brady sat in New York with a bunch of torn ligaments and tendons, girlfriend Gisele Bundchen went to Sao Paulo, Brazil to show off a bunch of clothes someone paid her to wear. Modeling is too easy. Once you get past the whole eating 4 times a week thing, it\'s like riding a bike. But apparently you have to be attractive in a diseased mosquito kind of way too, so that could be the only ... [Full Story]