Gisele Bundchen

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Gisele Bundchen.

Gisele Bundchen in a Hotel Room

Don\'t get your hopes up, Gisele Bundchen hasn\'t made a career change from high paid model to low paid hotel prostitute. I was hoping too, but it\'s just a photo shoot she did recently for someone somewhere. No idea about the details, but if you care that much, maybe you should get a hobby or something. Okay, I\'m going to go tip over tombstones, see ya tomorrow. ... [Full Story]

Well That\'s Sorta Awkward

Here\'s Gisele Bundchen out in Brentwood demonstrating the latest and greatest model walk that she plans to unleash to the world soon. Look for 18 year old wanna be girls everywhere to start walking exactly like this, arms awkwardly above the head, sorta like a monster. A pretty hot monster, but still a monster. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Exits a Taxi in New York

Gisele Bundchen made something like $33 million last year and her husband/boyfriend, Tom Brady, made at least $300 sitting at home watching his team not make the playoffs, so why she\'s taking a taxi is a mystery. If I was that rich, I\'d take a mini helicopter everywhere and then I\'d shower all the peasants below with pennies and nickels to show my acknowledgment of the less fortunate. ... [Full Story]

I\'m Buying Whatever Gisele is Selling

Gisele Bundchen is promoting Ipanema Sandals in these pictures, but unless you\'re supposed to wear them on your cleavage, I don\'t really see how. Regardless, I\'m buying a pair tomorrow. Oh, they\'re $250? Nevermind all that. Check out these pictures. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Seal the Deal

It\'s official. The most perfect couple in the world are now legally bound. Of course I\'m speaking of Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. According to USMag: The ceremony was \"very small and intimate,\" a source tells Us, adding that guests mostly consisted of immediate family. A pal close to the couple says Bundchen and Brady are perfect together. \"She\'s definitely \'The One,\'\" the ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen Went for a Swim

I don\'t know who these hobos are that Gisele Bundchen was at the beach with, but they don\'t look like they deserve to be around her. They must be related to someone famous, like maybe Clay Aiken\'s cousins or something. Anyway, there\'s no sign of Tom Brady which probably means the poor bastard\'s leg is still too messed up to swim. He would cramp up and die. ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen in Brazil for Fashion Week

While Tom Brady sat in New York with a bunch of torn ligaments and tendons, girlfriend Gisele Bundchen went to Sao Paulo, Brazil to show off a bunch of clothes someone paid her to wear. Modeling is too easy. Once you get past the whole eating 4 times a week thing, it\'s like riding a bike. But apparently you have to be attractive in a diseased mosquito kind of way too, so that could be the only ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen is a Ninja

As soon as Gisele Bundchen wrapped her weird long arms around her head like that, I nearly lost her. Where is she? Is she behind that tree? Is she in the tree? I just don\'t know. Where\'s Gisele? ... [Full Story]

Maybe Tom and Gisele Aren\'t Engaged, What Do I Know?

After I reported, based on other reports, that Tom Brady proposed to Gisele Bundchen on a private plane last week, relatives all came out to tell the world it wasn\'t true. So unless Tom\'s dad just gets off on telling random lies, they\'re probably not engaged. People: Brady\'s father, Tom Brady Sr., told The Boston Globe on Friday that reports of his son\'s engagement were \"rumor, rumor ... [Full Story]

Say Hello to Mr. and Mrs. Gisele Bundchen!

Since Gisele Bundchen\'s actually working while Tom Brady sits at home, it\'s only right that they take her last name. I\'ll call and let them know. Anyway, according to TMZ, they\'re engaged now: Tom Brady proposed to Gisele on a private jet on XMAS eve -- and she said yes. Our sources say Brady, who is famous for his QB skills and running errands for Gisele, proposed on a private jet ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen\'s Legs Go For Days

Gisele Bundchen has the kind of legs that wrap around you 3 times during sex and manage to kick you in the face as well. Sadly I wouldn\'t know because I\'m poor and a loser, but Tom Brady would. I feel like if I stood beside Gisele, I would come up to her kneecaps and I\'m 5\'10\". Her legs are at least 6\'3\". Her only problem is that being so skinny means she has the ass of a 12 year old ... [Full Story]

Gisele Bundchen in American Photo Magazine

Winning four Super Bowls and then having a season-ending injury, allowing you to sit at home collecting cash and watching Sinbad re-runs while Gisele Bundchen gobbles your penis isn\'t a bad life. That\'s Tom Brady. And this is his girlfriend, Gisele, looking better than just about anyone ever. I can\'t complain too much though. I get to sit in the basement and pretend Sophia Bush is my wife ... [Full Story]