Heidi Montag

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Heidi Montag.

What The

It\'s the most hated couple on the planet, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, dressed up as the second most hated couple on the planet, Jon and Kate Gosselin. The only thing that could make this better is an escaped zoo lion that hasn\'t eaten in weeks. ... [Full Story]

OMG THANK YOU

The couple that everyone knows and hates, Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, just gave us a glimmer of hope. So put down the revolver and read this Q&A excerpt from the NY Post: PW: So it sounds like we shouldn\'t expect Speidi babies any time soon. Spencer: I\'m not even kidding, my wife -- OK, I\'m gonna get crass here -- but we\'re barely having sex because I\'m scared that she\'s gonna ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Reheases for Embarassment

I really have no idea if Jesus Christ himself came down this past weekend and let Heidi Montag do a good job singing and dancing at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant this past weekend, but I\'m going to guess he didn\'t. Here she is rehearsing one last time before the show, looking great but probably sounding like grinding babies. But like I said, I didn\'t watch it, so whatever. ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Prepares for the Weekend

Apparently Donald Trump has chosen Heidi Montag to perform at the Miss Universe Beauty Pageant this weekend, and I have no idea considering her music makes children bleed out of their ears and adults scream in agony. But, on the bright side, she does look great so that must be the angle Donald and his scary as hell head of hair are going for. I could get used to a Spencer-less Heidi. ... [Full Story]

The Heidi Montag Pictures You\'ve Been Waiting For

While indescribably disappointing that she didn\'t reveal all in the latest issue of Playboy, Heidi Montag did show off a heckuva lot more than she usually does. They must\'ve gagged and bound Spencer Pratt\'s jealous ass while these were being taken. Hopefully they left him there, but anyway, check these pictures out. You will enjoy it...I think. Maybe not, I don\'t know! ... [Full Story]

Prepare to be Disappointed

In the most ridiculous story I\'ve ever read in my life, it turns out the upcoming Playboy cover girl and all around box of crazy, Heidi Montag, isn\'t even naked in the magazine according to TMZ: The only thing X-rated about Heidi Montag\'s upcoming Playboy spread is the X-pletive you\'re going to scream when you realize she\'s not naked in any of the SIX PAGES of photos. Sources close ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Isn\'t Shy

Heidi Montag and her d-bag boyfriend showed their faces at the premiere of G.I. Joe, and of course she had to pimp herself out by holding up the issue of Playboy she\'s in. I\'m not entirely sure what they were thinking with that cover because it looks like they\'re doing some kind of tribute to burn victims, but apparently it\'s dirt. Who knows. ... [Full Story]

Heidi and Spencer are Out of Control

If a week went past without Heidi Montag and/or Spencer Pratt doing something completely and utterly retarded, I would first assume they must\'ve died and then if that wasn\'t true, I would be sad. But anyway, the drama surrounding their appearances on \"I\'m a Celebrity...get me out of here!\" is heating up. According to E Online: Were Spencer and Heidi Pratt deprived of food and water for ... [Full Story]

Heidi and Spencer Quit \'I\'m a Celebrity\'

According to sources and commercials on my television last night, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have quit the horrible show, \"I\'m a Celebrity...Get me out of here.\" AP reports: At least twice already, they had quit and un-quit \"I\'m a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!\" But the bratty newlyweds, who star on MTV\'s \"The Hills,\" were seen taking what\'s presumably their final leave on ... [Full Story]

Heidi Montag Might be Annoying But She\'s Hot

Heidi Montag and douchebag boyfriend Spencer Pratt are probably the most annoying two people on the planet. They\'d take pictures standing on a pile of dead Malaria victims if it meant another 15 minutes of fame. But, with that being said, Heidi is ridiculously attractive when Spencer isn\'t around. Don\'t believe me? Check these awesome pictures out. And a video. ... [Full Story]

Idiots

Is there anything these two social retards won\'t do for some quick publicity? If the swine flu turns out to be the pandemic some people fear (it won\'t, so stop hating pigs) and kills 78% of the population, I will fully expect these two to be taking pictures of themselves while standing on a pile of dead bodies. And I\'ll post them. ... [Full Story]

What the Crap? Seriously.

While every other celebrity blogger ripped on Heidi Montag and wished serious illness upon her, I always stood by her and said if she\'d just get rid of Spencer Pratt, she\'d be pretty awesome. She\'s hot, kinda smart, ruthless, and does whatever she wants. But now these latest pictures are just too far. I\'ve had enough of this attention whore. I now wish serious illness upon her. Not really ... [Full Story]