Holly Madison

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Holly Madison.

Holly Madison Clings to Fame

If going to Wayne Newton\'s horrible new show while looking a little bit like a blond Toocan Sam is what it takes to keep her fame, Holly Madison is there. This girl is the ultimate example of becoming famous and staying famous for nothing at all. Well, she did show her breasts to the 7 people who still subscribe to Playboy, but since then, she\'s done pretty much nothing and remained famous. So ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison is Actually Sorta Cool

After a year of making fun of Holly Madison for being little more than a set of fake breasts that old men and ugly magicians like, I have to say I\'m becoming a fan. Maybe it\'s that she\'s finally becoming her own person, which is apparently someone who dresses in a crazy outfit like this and taps the keg at the Hofbrauhaus in Las Vegas. But who knows really, maybe I\'m just tired. ... [Full Story]

Well This is a Little Bit Cute

When I\'m wrong, I usually pretend I\'m not and make up all kinds of lies to protect my ego, but for once, I\'m going to admit something. Several months ago when Holly Madison and Hugh Hefner broke up, and then she dated that freak loser Criss Angel, I predicted she would fade into oblivion. Well, it seems that I was wrong...she managed to defy all odds and stay in the spotlight despite having no ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison Still Goes to Premieres

Holly Madison attended the premiere of The Goods a couple days ago, and some photographer forgot she\'s famous for absolutely nothing now and took her pictures anyway. This girl makes Kim Kardashian look like a full-time meat cutter at Save-a-Lot. She\'s been broken up with Hugh Hefner (and Criss Angel) for months now and still manages to stay in the spotlight. Must be her personality, yeah ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison is Kinda Weird

We all knew Holly Madison was a strange girl seeing as how she was one of three girlfriends to an 83 year old creep for a long time. But now she\'s one upped herself by marrying the Travelocity gnome. Hopefully this is some sort of promotion and not symbolic of her need for shriveled old men. Who knows? Not me anyway. ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison has a Bruise

Why do women bruise so easily? I swear I could let a tribe of midgets beat my thighs with baseball bats for half an hour and not show any sign of the abuse, yet a woman bumps her leg on the end of the couch and has a bruise for 3 months. Must be some sort of anti-abuse mechanism built into our bodies from the caveman days. Anyway, here\'s Holly Madison and her bruise in some weird pink outfit. ... [Full Story]

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Oh Hai

Holly Madison was out and about yesterday. While it may seem nice of her to wave to the lowly cameraman, let\'s remember that he\'s 100% more employed than she is at the moment. Also, what\'s up with the guy in the background loading up her stuff? Holly\'s clearly a racist. And I\'m clearly out of her for the week, so come back Monday for more complete nonsense written by me. In my boxers. In ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison Will Dance with the Stars

I thought the title \"Dancing with the Stars\" inherently implied that actual stars were on the show. All it is is a bunch of rejects and has-beens, so who better to join the club than the fecal matter of Hugh Hefner and Criss Angel? Yep, Holly Madison will replace Jewel on the show. ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison is Still Meh

After leaving Hugh Hefner, Holly Madison took a quick trip downhill to uglyville. It didn\'t help that she was dating Criss Angel and his weird ear. Now that she has left him and moved on, she\'s looking slightly better but a little bit old. I guess all of that coin disappearing takes a toll on a person. ... [Full Story]

Surprise, Holly Madison and Criss Angel Break Up

Breaking up with an 83 year old man would typically be a pretty logical idea unless of course you\'re doing so for Criss Angel. And now Holly Madison has learned that the hard way. USmag says: \"Criss and Holly are no longer a couple,\" his rep tells Us. \"They remain very close friends and wish each other the very best.\" Earlier this month, a source told Us their relationship -- which ... [Full Story]

Holly Madison Quits Playboy For Good

In the most exciting news of the day, Holly Madison and Criss Angel are about to spend even more time together according to TMZ: We\'re told the former Hugh Hefner hanger-on resigned her position as Playmate editor (whatever that means) for Playboy magazine -- all because she wants to spend more time in Las Vegas with the world\'s lamest illusionist. Our sources say she\'s been ... [Full Story]