Jennifer Garner

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jennifer Garner.

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I\'m not sure what died and replaced Jennifer Garner\'s head with itself, but someone needs to kill it with a shovel asap. This is the first time in my life I\'ve felt sorry for Ben Affleck. No one should have to go through the letdown of marrying Elektra only to be left with Elektra\'s younger, male cousin with cancer. Poor guy. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner is a Dirtball

Normally when Jennifer Garner picks her little girl up from school, no one cares. But this time, Jennifer was sporting an awesome pair of ripped underwear. I have no idea what would possess her to put them on, see that they\'re ripped, and not bother changing them, so I can only assume they ripped moments before this picture was taken. Probably a bear attack. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Have a Second Child

Violet Garner-Affleck now has a baby sister. She\'s probably not that happy, but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are quite excited. Jennifer gave birth to a girl yesterday in Los Angeles. No other information was available, but it was probably pretty wet and gross. Because they\'re celebrities, I\'m sure the child\'s name will be something like Sphynx Rome or Pteradactyl Foreskin. For sure. ... [Full Story]

A Whole Lot of Jennifer Garner for Christmas

I hereby retract my statement that I\'d rather bang a dirty toilet bowl than Jennifer Garner. The last 300 pictures of her have been with no makeup, a fat pregnant belly, and strangely sweaty. But that\'s all behind us now that these pictures from when she filmed The Kingdom have surfaced. Glad we could get things back on track. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner is Better Than Expected

Don\'t get me wrong, I\'m not one of those 3 guys in the world who thinks Jennifer Garner is ugly, but this is the first time I\'ve tried to to hump my monitor when she showed up on it. Those lips are nice. Cheeseburgers are so lucky. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner\'s Stalker is a Real Loser

Jennifer Garner has filed a restraining order against some douchebag who\'s been stalking her for the last 6+ years. That\'s long enough that you can safely consider it a relationship. According to Star: In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Nov. 7, the mom-to-be asks for protection against Steven R. Burky, 36, who she alleges has \"engaged in obsessive and harassing behavior ... [Full Story]

Pregnancy Doesn\'t Like Jennifer Garner\'s Face

The only thing creepier than Jennifer Garner\'s face in these images is that some photog cornered her in an underground parking garage to take them. Fortunately, not even the horniest rapist would touch her when she looks like this. Unless ugly becomes the new pretty, she\'s safe. In fairness to Jennifer, she doesn\'t usually look like she just rolled out of a moving truck. But she does now ... [Full Story]

Ben Affleck\'s Sperm Attached to Jennifer Garner\'s Egg

Jennifer Garner has confirmed to US that she has voluntarily agreed to be sick for 9 months and ultimately let 8 pounds of flesh exit her vagina. At an event celebrating the 10th anniversary of Baby Einstein products in L.A. Wednesday, a USA Today reporter asked the actress, 36, about her upcoming projects. Garner then pointed to her baby bump and said with a smile, “This.” \"We\'re ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Expecting a New Baby!

Former Alias co-star, Victor Garber has now confirmed that Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are expecting a brand new baby! Us Magazine reports: Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck are expecting another baby, Garner’s former Alias co-star Victor Garber confirms to Usmagazine.com. "Yes, she is," Garber, who currently stars on ABC's Eli Stone, told Us when asked if recent ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Are Not Splitting Up!

It has been reported that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck may be considering breaking up. However, Garner's rep is now saying that it is 100% fabricated! Us Magazine reports: A report by E!'s Ted Casablanca that Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are considering breaking up is "100% completely fabricated," Garner's rep tells Usmagazine.com. The E! report speculated a potential split was "the ... [Full Story]

Gary Busey Kisses Jennifer Garner's Neck at The Oscars!

Last night at the Oscars, Gary Busey interrupted an interview given by Ryan Seacrest to Laura Linney and Jennifer Garner. At one point, Busey got right in there and kissed Jennifer's neck! You can see all of the fun, crazy action in the YouTube video above! ... [Full Story]

Tom Cruise Tried to Score Jennifer Garner Before Katie!

Andrew Morton, author of Tom Cruise: An Unauthorized Biography (on store shelves today!), claims in his book that before Tom captivated the mind, soul, and body of his lovely wife, Katie Holmes, he tried to score Jennifer Garner! Specifically, Us Magazine reports: Morton writes that Cruise left messages on the Alias star's voice mail in 2004 asking "if she knew what freedom was," but his ... [Full Story]