Jennifer Garner

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jennifer Garner.

These Crazy Kids Know the Secret to Marriage

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are in one of the remaining Hollywood marriages that haven\'t exploded into a fireball of shame (just yet). I think I know their secret: Krispy Kreme donuts. The other day they were seen slogging through a downpour just to pick up a couple dozen of donuts... either for their children, or because they were really f**cking high. I LOVE YOU GUYS! ... [Full Story]

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner Have a Normal Family

Ben Affleck & Jennifer Garner must be the ONLY A-list celebrities who have a normal family. Not only do they have two daughters of their own (and one of them is apparently a nerd), but they go to Fourth of July parades, play with bubbles and wear baseball hats. I think Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt need to learn a few things from the Afflecks. Because holy crap, this is picturesque suburbia. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner Beats Ben Affleck

Jennifer Garner beats Ben Affleck. There is no other explanation for his black eye, submissive posture and his overwhelmingly frightened stance. Do I have proof? No. But who needs proof? Just look at that poor man in the eyes and you can tell that his wife is a vicious mistress. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner\'s Crack Hills

Oh Jenny Garner, did you KNOW how much I love butt-cracks? It\'s not quite inappropriate, yet it is still extremely embarrassing. Sigh. It\'s perfect. It\'s nice to see that you go above and beyond being a normal celebrity. A normal celebrity b*tch would backhand their child if they even SUGGESTED sacrificing a butt-crack shot in order to help them out. But no, not super mom Jennifer ... [Full Story]

The Valentine\'s Day After Party Looks Hot

Valentine\'s Day, the chick \"feel good\" movie of the year, is in theaters today. I\'m not usually into romantic comedies, but I have to admit that this movie has an unreal number of hot women in it. Jessica Biel, Jessica Alba and Jennifer Garner all starred in the movie and here they are at the premiere\'s after-party. Joking, laughing, having cute celebrity pillow fights. And this group ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner is an Average Mom

Jennifer Garner was spotted picking up her kid from school yesterday, and I\'m still unsure why photogs still bother with her. She hasn\'t been in a decent movie at any point in her career and she just walks around looking like a dirtball now. Don\'t get me wrong, she\'s still leagues and leagues above me, but this is Hollywood. Step it up or move to Idaho. ... [Full Story]


I\'m not sure what died and replaced Jennifer Garner\'s head with itself, but someone needs to kill it with a shovel asap. This is the first time in my life I\'ve felt sorry for Ben Affleck. No one should have to go through the letdown of marrying Elektra only to be left with Elektra\'s younger, male cousin with cancer. Poor guy. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner is a Dirtball

Normally when Jennifer Garner picks her little girl up from school, no one cares. But this time, Jennifer was sporting an awesome pair of ripped underwear. I have no idea what would possess her to put them on, see that they\'re ripped, and not bother changing them, so I can only assume they ripped moments before this picture was taken. Probably a bear attack. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck Have a Second Child

Violet Garner-Affleck now has a baby sister. She\'s probably not that happy, but Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are quite excited. Jennifer gave birth to a girl yesterday in Los Angeles. No other information was available, but it was probably pretty wet and gross. Because they\'re celebrities, I\'m sure the child\'s name will be something like Sphynx Rome or Pteradactyl Foreskin. For sure. ... [Full Story]

A Whole Lot of Jennifer Garner for Christmas

I hereby retract my statement that I\'d rather bang a dirty toilet bowl than Jennifer Garner. The last 300 pictures of her have been with no makeup, a fat pregnant belly, and strangely sweaty. But that\'s all behind us now that these pictures from when she filmed The Kingdom have surfaced. Glad we could get things back on track. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner is Better Than Expected

Don\'t get me wrong, I\'m not one of those 3 guys in the world who thinks Jennifer Garner is ugly, but this is the first time I\'ve tried to to hump my monitor when she showed up on it. Those lips are nice. Cheeseburgers are so lucky. ... [Full Story]

Jennifer Garner\'s Stalker is a Real Loser

Jennifer Garner has filed a restraining order against some douchebag who\'s been stalking her for the last 6+ years. That\'s long enough that you can safely consider it a relationship. According to Star: In papers filed in Los Angeles Superior Court on Nov. 7, the mom-to-be asks for protection against Steven R. Burky, 36, who she alleges has \"engaged in obsessive and harassing behavior ... [Full Story]