Jessica Alba

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Alba.

Jessica Alba at a Prada Cocktail Event

Jessica Alba spends most of her days at the park with her kid now that she\'s a mother, but every once in a while she shows her wild side by putting on a black dress and going to a cocktail party. She\'s one of the most boring hot celebrities in the world, but I guess it\'s better than flashing your vajay in the backseat of a car like the trashy types do. Yay for classy, boring girls! ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba was Dora the Explorer

It took me way too long to figure out what the hell Jessica Alba was supposed to be, but a 2 year old happened to be walking past my basement window, so I asked him. Apparently she is Dora the Explorer: So am I the only one who noticed \"Dora\" and \"Explorer\" don\'t rhyme at all? I realize Dorer the Explorer is probably kinda strange, but as it is now, it just sounds like some idiot made ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Dresses Interestingly

Here\'s Jessica Alba wearing her dad\'s Docker shorts, her grandma\'s top, and her 14 year old slutty daughter\'s boots. It\'s an interesting fashion statement to say the lease. It looks a little bit like a blind retard dressed himself but don\'t be mistaken. It is in fact Jessica Alba. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Heads to the Salon with her Dog

Jessica Alba, who apparently has red hair now, was spotted walking to the salon with her little dog that has no idea how lucky it is to be in the same room as her when she\'s changing. But that aside, she looks good and will finally be getting back into the movie scene with upcoming films, Machete and Little Fockers. Cool. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba is a Mother and a Focker

Jessica Alba, whose biggest accomplishment in the last 3 years is birthing a child and taking him to the park every single day, is in negotiations to star in the next installment of Meet the Parents called Little Fockers. Reuters has the story: The actress is in negotiations to join the Ben Stiller/Robert DeNiro comedy \"Little Fockers.\" She\'d play the role of an attractive pharmaceutical ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Just Took a Shower or Something

As of this writing, I haven\'t heard any news of Jessica Alba being killed by an axe murderer, but there\'s a good chance that\'s exactly what happened judging by that guy in the background. He\'s either planning a murder or ready to puke everywhere and with Jessica in sight, it probably isn\'t the latter. I\'ll update again when the news hits CNN. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba on the Set of Machete

I talked the other day about this new movie called \"Machete\" so I won\'t go into details again since I\'m sure you remember everything I said about it. But let\'s just say it has a great cast, a great director, and is going to be the first movie I illegally sneak into through the back door next year. Here\'s Jessica Alba on the set, which is sorta scary considering every movie she\'s in is ... [Full Story]

No Baby Can Stop Jessica Alba

I have a hard time believing a baby ever came out of that body, but I asked around and doctors have confirmed for me that you can\'t fake a pregnancy. Here\'s Jessica Alba looking better than ever on the beach with her husband and some other people who aren\'t me. Shoot. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba for Genlux Magazine

Jessica Alba, the most attractive mommy in the world, posed for Genlux Magazine which I can honestly say I\'ve never heard of in my life. I can only assume it\'s a magazine for women or midgets or some other demographic I don\'t belong to. But anyway, with photo shoots like this, they may win over my perverted demographic naturally. Check these out. ... [Full Story]

Jessica, Please Put the Child Down

While shooting for a movie in Oklahoma City, Jessica Alba and/or her people decided to staple flyers about sharks to people\'s personal property. Yeah, that\'s what I was thinking too. Fortunately for Jessica, she won\'t be facing any charges according to sources: Police have decided against pursuing a criminal vandalism case against Jessica Alba over some posters that were plastered around ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Went to the Beach

If you were in the Malibu area this past weekend, maybe you saw Jessica Alba and her stupid family going to the beach. I only call them stupid because I\'m selfish and want Jessica to be in more movies, preferably without clothing. But anyway, we can just settle for pictures like these until she gets a divorce and loses custody of the child. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Alba Out and About in a Purple Dress

Here\'s Jessica Alba walking around with a Beverly Hills bag because she\'s filthy rich, but the real question is, where\'s her kid? Someone call child protective services or the humane society or whoever you call when a mother abandons her child. Usually that kid is within 3 feet of her at all times. I\'m worried. ... [Full Story]