Jessica Biel

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Biel.

Hey Look, It\'s Cousin Jessica

I\'m not sure if there\'s a new Addam\'s Family movie coming out and Jessica Biel is showing the world she\'d make the perfect \"Cousin It\" or if, you know, her hair is just in her face, but I\'m going with the first one. It makes it more interesting. Nice dog, by the way. Wonder if he knows your movies all suck. ... [Full Story]

No One\'s Taking a Picture of You

Here\'s Jessica Biel walking in Brentwood with her non-famous friend who apparently is completely disgusted with the photographer. As if he\'s taking a picture of her specifically and the fact that Jessica Biel is walking beside her has nothing to do with it. She should probably kill the attitude and get to work before she gets fired, Burger King opens earlier now. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel is the Most Dangerous Celebrity

It turns out that searching for \"Jessica Biel\" on the Web is most likely to turn your PC into a giant paperweight courtesy of some crater-faced kid and his virus. According to AP: Security technology company McAfee Inc. on Tuesday reported that searches for the 27-year-old actress are more likely to lead to online threats such as spyware and viruses than searches for any other ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Blames her Looks, Not Bad Acting

Jessica Biel talked to Allure magazine recently about marriage and her career. And it was so exciting: When it comes to boyfriend Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel remains fairly tight-lipped. One thing she\'s not keeping secret, though: Her immediate feelings on marriage. \"I have no idea if I want to get married,\" Biel, 27, tells Allure for its June issue. \"I have a lot to do ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel at a Special Screening of Easy Virtue

Jessica Biel showed up to a screening of Easy Virtue yesterday, which is good considering she\'s in the movie. Here\'s what it\'s about in case you care: A young Englishman marries a glamorous American. When he brings her home to meet the parents, she arrives like a blast from the future - blowing their entrenched British stuffiness out the window. Sounds dumb, but at least Jessica Biel can ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Walks an Enormous Dog

Well, this is quite a change from most female celebrities who have a dog that could neatly fit inside of an empty peanut butter jar. Jessica Biel\'s dog probably couldn\'t fit in most dumpsters. In fact, I\'m pretty sure this dog eats people. Yes. Jessica Biel\'s dog eats live humans. ... [Full Story]

Justin Timberlake is a Pretty Lucky Dude

Sometimes I forget how hot Jessica Biel is because all of her movies are blockbuster disasters, and she usually likes like some kind of nightmare-ish troll when the paparazzi takes candid pictures of her. But let\'s not forget the power of airbrushing and a spectacular butt. These are super hot, so check them out in high resolution. Please? Thanks. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Wants None of This

You can usually tell the conceited famous women apart from the self-conscious ones by whether or not they smile at the paparazzi or turn their head around like in The Exorcism. Jessica Biel is ALWAYS the latter, which tells me she thinks she\'s ugly. She might be right. But hey, nice boots for a lesbian hiking trip. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Lurks Around Underground Parking Lots

Looking a little bit like the monster from your nightmares, here\'s Jessica Biel in an underground parking garage hopefully returning from a strenuous workout or some kind of torture scene in her next box office flop. But anyway, it\'s a little disturbing that a photographer camped out down there to get these pictures. What if it was a mass murderer with a screwdriver instead? Just something to ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel was Jessica Rabbit

On this past weekend\'s Saturday Night Live, Jessica Biel showed up to play Jessica Rabbit. She looked good, which is interesting because you never know what you\'ll get with her. Some days extremely hot, other days like an old dusty book that\'s been sitting on a shelf for too long. That made no sense, so watch this. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel is Kind of Awesome

No, that isn\'t what you think and hope it is. It\'s a piece of sausage, and this is on the set of that horrible Chainsaw Massacre movie Jessica Biel and some other losers filmed a couple years ago. Why is the picture just now surfacing? No idea, but I\'m glad it did. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Biel Got Ran Over by a Truck

Granted, Jessica Biel was heading to the gym so she\'s not going to dress up for that, but she could\'ve at least attempted to not look like a homeless skater kid. By normal people standards, she looks okay, but for someone who is supposed to be one of the hottest female celebrities out there, Jessica disappoints. Doesn\'t she know we have fantasies to keep up with? ... [Full Story]