Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson Distracts Herself

When women are pregnant, many, many awful things happen to them. They get bloated, their ankles disappear and their ability to be rational goes out the window (along with any sex you might have had with them). However, there is one shining, silver lining (aside from the whole \"kid\" thing): THEIR BOOBS. Jessica Simpson already had lovely breasticles; but now that they are on Pregnancy ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson and Her Huge Stomach

I now think there is a 99% chance that Jessica Simpson is pregnant. There is a small possibility that she just ate a huge burrito before getting these pictures taken, but I kind of doubt that\'s the case. Plus, she wouldn\'t be caressing her stomach like that if it was a burrito. ... unless it was awesome. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Has Given Up

I have lost track of whether or not Jessica Simpson is pregnant (she certainly looks it). That doesn\'t really matter, though. Even if she is carrying a child, that\'s no excuse to go outside wearing no makeup, a Harley Davidson shirt, sweats and Uggs. That is the ensemble of a stoner high school girl who got pregnant at 15. Stop it Jessica. Stop it. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Carrying Beyonces Baby

It\'s all so obvious now! Beyonce isn\'t pregnant (but is pretending to be) and Jessica Simpson is obviously pregnant (but isn\'t confirming it). OBVIOUSLY Jessica Simpson agreed to carry Beyonce\'s unborn child. It\'s also not surprising that she didn\'t realize that people would find out. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson - Fat or Pregnant?

Come on, kiddies! It\'s time to play \"Fat or Pregnant?\" This week, we\'re going to focus on Jessica Simpson. To most, she is just a vapid cow who probably is too stupid to dress herself. But to us, she is a mystery wrapped in an enigma. Is she fat? Is she pregnant? IS SHE BOTH? You decide! ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson\'s $15k Bag

$15,000 for a bag? Yes, that feeling you should be experiencing now is rage. Rage at how unjust the world is. You can\'t afford a value meal at McDonalds, yet Jessica Simpsons 31st birthday gift was a bag so expensive it was obscene. \"Eric made my birthday!!! I have never been more surprised in my life! Jackie O who? ;)\" That purse, according to my grandma, is a Hermes Birkin. They ... [Full Story]

Who Needs Pants???

Jessica Simpson is my soulmate. We would get long PERFECTLY, what with our mutual hatred of pants and love of pork rinds. I just hope that someday she can give up this \"being a celebrity\" thing and come to my couch to watch re-runs of Buffy with me. (Sigh.) One day. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Worried About Being Fat

Jessica Simpson has been too worried about her wedding dress to actually set a date for her wedding. That seems to be putting the cart before the horse a little bit, but whatever: Simpson gravitates toward v-neck or scoop necks, which flatter her physique and help her avoid looking \"top heavy.\" Besides, \"I like my collar bone,\" adds Simpson, 30. \"I have a long neck, so I like to show off ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Skinny; Wants a Laid Back Wedding

Now that Jessica Simpson lost the equivalent of a separate human being in extra weight, she is talking more seriously about getting married. She says that after all of the shenanigans involved with her first wedding, she is considering eloping with Eric Johnson. According to US Magazine: \"No date has been set. We\'ve both been married before. We\'re enjoying our commitment to each other. We ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Attempts to be Happy

Oh Jessica... Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. We know you\'re not happy and we KNOW that isn\'t a real smile. We also know that you probably have a pint of ice cream stashed in the folds of your mumu. But don\'t be too sad. Just because Tony Romo is a hot, successful athlete who is now marrying someone else - it doesn\'t mean you should be depressed. ... ... Okay on the other hand, why not ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson HAS to be Pregnant

You may not know this... but Jessica Simpson is actually NOT pregnant in this photograph (or so she claims). But judging by her protruding stomach and her engagementness, I figure she got knocked up. Either that or she just have a large pepperoni pizza for lunch. Mmm, sexy. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Gets More Desperate

Jessica Simpson announced today that she is engaged to the former football star Eric Johnson. And this was just a FEW DAYS after her ex-husband Nick Lachey got engaged to longtime girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo. I highly doubt that this is a coincidence. This just smells of uber-desperate female. ... [Full Story]