Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler are Getting Married

That\'s a complete lie, but just think about how good I\'ll look if it turns out to be true. The real truth is just that they were spotted together (along with other friends) eating at Soho House on Tuesday. NYPost can elaborate: Jessica Simpson and Gerard Butler had a date at Soho House Tuesday night, with friends including her hair stylist pal, Ken Paves, as chaperones. \"They were at a ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson on Online Dating

There\'s a chance you will be browsing Match.com or Yahoo Personals and stumble upon Jessica Simpson. Then you\'ll contact her and she\'ll agree to meet you for a date and you\'ll get married. Except the part where there\'s no possible way that\'s going to happen. However, she told People that it\'s at least a possibility she would use the \'Net to find a guy: \"I have to say I\'ve never ... [Full Story]

Tony Romo\'s Leftovers Can Smile

I have no idea what Operation Smile is, but if it\'s seriously a gathering of celebrities all smiling like this, it\'s the gayest thing I\'ve ever seen. If you\'re going to go through the trouble of getting a bunch of celebrities together, at least make it Operation Take Off Your Clothes or something. This is just lame. But anyway, Jessica Simpson was there in a black dress, looking a little bit ... [Full Story]

What the H?

Jessica Simpson was seen at a London airport wearing some kind of ridiculous brown old man\'s coat along with a pair of sunglasses that would probably fit Godzilla just perfectly. I blame the weirdness on Tony Romo leaving her, and I blame the Cowboys loss the other day on....um, their defense. Anyway, check out these pictures if you\'re really, really bored. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson is Awkward in Brazil

Because here in the United States, she\'s either getting dumped or called fat, Jessica Simpson headed to the beaches of Brazil recently. These pictures were taken yesterday, and I really want to know how the hell the paparazzi manages to be everywhere. I\'m convinced if Salma Hayek took a trip to Antarctica, we\'d have pictures of her and her THO the next day courtesy of some photog disguised as ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Leaves Beso Restaurant

I don\'t know about you, but if I had to fight through a sea of people and photographers after just eating a huge meal, I\'d probably be throwing up all over everyone. That\'s unfortunately not what Jessica Simpson did last night leaving Beso restaurant in LA, but there\'s always next time. ... [Full Story]

Losing Tony Romo is Rough

Jessica Simpson was out with her sister, Ashlee, at Katsuya and I don\'t mean to jump to conclusions, but I think she hammered down several dozen drinks based on these pictures. Maybe she\'s drowning her sorrows after the break-up with Tony Romo, or maybe she\'s just an alcoholic. Not sure at this point, even my spidey sense about celebrities can\'t quite pick up on it. I just know being drunk ... [Full Story]

My God

If Jessica Simpson ever needs a shot to her bloodstream, something tells me the doctor will have no problem finding Nile River-like veins flowing through her chest. Those things are insane and maybe a little scary. She was off to dinner in NYC dressed like that and judging from the background, something tells me she never made it. ... [Full Story]

Vanity Fair Poses an Intelligent Question

So Vanity Fair magazine decided to put Jessica Simpson on their cover with the question, \"You Call This Fat?\" at the top. The answer, if you\'re referring to the air brushed, photoshopped version of Jessica, is no. But if you\'re interested in seeing the real one, then the answer is a resounding, Yes, she\'s a fat sh*t. Hey, I didn\'t invent Hollywood standards. I just live by them. ... [Full Story]

OMG

Nothing says \"I will eat your children, then sing a song about it\" like this picture of Jessica Simpson. In fairness, the others (below) are actually quite pleasant. She\'s like a modern day Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde except with blond hair and an uglier wardrobe. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Does Vanity Fair

Other than the one with the giant tarantula on the side of her head, these pictures of Jessica Simpson are very nice. They\'re either official proof she isn\'t a fatty anymore or they\'re official proof that Vanity Fair still does airbrushing. Probably both. ... [Full Story]

Tony Romo Goes Blind

I\'m not sure if it\'s the repeated camera flashes or Jessica Simpson\'s bright dress, but, either way, Tony Romo\'s eyes can\'t take it. The couple is heading to dinner in these pictures, so next time you go out with your wife or husband and a tribe of paparazzi jackasses don\'t mob you, be thankful. Oh, and if there was any lingering doubt about Jessica\'s possible fatness, pretty sure ... [Full Story]