Kate Beckinsale

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Kate Beckinsale at a Screening of Everybody\'s Fine

Kate Beckinsale is in a new movie with Robert Dinero appropriately titled \"Everybody\'s Fine\" because Kate is really fine. And Dinero isn\'t so bad either for being like 78 and a guy. I would consider spending a weekend in Vermont with him. But anyway, check out these pictures of Kate and pretend she doesn\'t smell like cigarettes because she probably does. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale was a ... Gay Vampire?

Kate Beckinsale and her family headed out to a Halloween party all dressed up, but I couldn\'t tell you what the hell they are. It looks like the husband guy is the Crow, the kid is a creepy beauty pageant winner turned zombie, and Kate is some kind of hybrid between Prince and a vampire. I don\'t know, I\'m just confused. They should\'ve just gone as the balloon boy family and called it a day. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Casual and then Not So Casual

I can honestly say I\'ve never wanted to be a tablet of paper or a children\'s book or whatever it is that Kate Beckinsale is clenching against her body this much in my life. In fact, I\'m now going to start being a worse person just in case reincarnation is real because being a tablet of paper has to be pretty much the worst punishment for living a horrible previous life. I heard Hitler is a ... [Full Story]

This Woman is Ridiculous

That\'s it, it\'s official. There is not a better looking woman on the planet than Kate Beckinsale. Yes, that includes Megan Fox and Scarlett Johansson and Salma Hayek and that girl I\'ve been spying on through her bedroom window for the last 3 months. She\'s just naturally beautiful, and I don\'t care how corny that makes me sound. I just wanna skip and sing songs about her beauty, and I think I ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale in a Parking Garage

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale holding her little scraggly dog and walking with what appears to be a gypsy transvestite who may or may not be telling her her fortune. But anyway, a parking garage is the last place a woman as gorgeous as Kate should be. It\'s like a rapist haven. My friends and I hang out in them all the time. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale in Esquire Magazine

Some of these pictures of Kate Beckinsale in Esquire are so hot that I heard they\'ve been banned in 445 countries. For being a mother and a smoker, she definitely gives Megan Fox and those other girls ten years younger a run for their money for hottest female on the planet. It\'s a shame she\'s going to die of lung cancer, but I never said life was perfect. ... [Full Story]

Whoa Kate

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale looking like her absolutely phenomenal self and also walking what appears to be a small white rat. That\'s pretty cool, never really seen anyone walk a rat before. But when you\'re Kate Beckinsale, you can pretty much do whatever you want. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale at the Whiteout Premiere

Kate Beckinsale showed her face at the premiere of Whiteout yesterday mostly because she\'s in it but also for the free bread and cocktails. Actually I have no idea what they serve, if anything, at these premiere. They never invite me no matter how many requests and threats I send their way. I did get a letter from the Hollywood police the other day...something about being arrested on site, not ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale for the Weekend

Here\'s Kate Beckinsale in Beverly Hills heading into a medical center, which prompts two questions: why the hell are the paparazzi hanging out outside of a medical center? And why was she there? I\'m going to guess it was just a routine check-up to make sure she isn\'t going to die anytime soon, but it\'s also possible that she has brain cancer or a heart that\'s two sizes too small. I really ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Out and About in Beverly Hills

Kate Beckinsale went shopping with some woman that has no right being her friend yesterday, and some photographer decided to snap these pictures. Thanks, photographer. Anyway, she looks great as usual. No idea what she bought, but I really like that bald rapist in the background with the red shirt. Keep an eye on him. ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria Together At Last

Kate Beckinsale and Eva Longoria were seen together, leaving the X1V Restaurant in Los Angeles last night. You probably know that I think Eva is more annoying than that kid that screams at the top of his lungs in a restaurant while his parents say things like \"if you don\'t be quiet, that man over there is gonna get you!\", but Kate manages to make her tolerable. So all is forgiven. Enjoy your ... [Full Story]

Kate Beckinsale Scores $32,000

Not that she needs it or anything, but Kate Beckinsale is $32,000 richer thanks to winning a libel claim. Reuters reports: Actress Kate Beckinsale accepted 20,000 pounds ($32,000) in libel damages at the High Court on Thursday over a story in Britain\'s Daily Express newspaper that she was set to miss out on her dream role as Barbarella. The 35-year-old star of films like \"Pearl ... [Full Story]