Katie Price

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katie Price.

Yeah, You Pump That Gas

What\'s interesting about Katie Price is that from the neck up, she\'s like a creature you pray you don\'t run into during a 3am bathroom trip. But below the neck, she\'s everything I\'ve ever wanted. A curvy, plastic piece of tan perfection. Given that my residence is my parents\' basement and I made $2200 last fiscal year, I\'ll take what I can get. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price has a Really Great Gift

All girls have a gift, and usually it\'s the ability to be extremely, over the top annoying, but Katie Price\'s gift happens to lie in her chest region. I am seriously just mesmerized by it and cannot stop looking. So, to help myself cope with this, my psychiatrist recommended I put this gallery together. I have a suspicion he just wants to get more people obsessed so he can get more patients ... [Full Story]

Eyes Up Here, Kid

After a long 4 day weekend spent in jail, I\'m finally back and ready to blog mindlessly about the celebrity world again. Let\'s start with Katie Price and some little perverted kid eating a pen cap (pictured above). Not sure where this is, but she seems to be signing autographs or something. I have no idea why anyone would want one considering she seems to only be famous for wearing ridiculous ... [Full Story]

Katie Price at the Duke of Essex Polo Cup

Katie Price set out in a dress that\'s borderline illegal for the Duke of Essex Polo Cup this past July 4th. I\'m not even sure what that is, but if she was there, that\'s good enough for me. Check out the resulting pictures. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Sure Likes Pink

Katie Price apparently signed a contract with the color pink because I don\'t think I\'ve ever seen her in anything else. Not that I\'m complaining because pink is a girl color and rumor has it that Katie Price is a girl, so it all makes sense. Like peanut butter and roadkill. ... [Full Story]

Well That\'s a Bizarre Way to Shop

I knew Katie Price was kind of a strange woman, but grabbing two random rednecks and putting on that ridiculous outfit to go shopping is even odd for her. In fairness to her, maybe she just went swimming, but in fairness to me, I don\'t care. It\'s still weird. ... [Full Story]

The Katie Price is Right

Katie Price took a vacation in Ibiza recently, and all I can say is I wish I was there. She looks so good that the suicide rate among the other girls on the beach went up to 45%. True story. Don\'t miss these high resolution pictures of Katie. They\'re ridiculous. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Vacations in Ibiza

Despite her leather-skinned, fake appearance, Katie Price still manages to look good in a bikini. Here she is vacationing in Ibiza, which is an awesome island in Spain that I wish I was on right about now. FML. ... [Full Story]

Other Rollerbladers Better Be Careful

Now that Katie Price is out rollerblading with her big boobies, everyone in the vicinity needs to be more careful. One bump from those monsters and you\'ll be flat on your face. There is something intriguing about a girl with huge fake boobs and knee pads though. It\'s not the whole slut factor or anything. Oh nevermind. It is. ... [Full Story]

Mystery: How Does Katie Price Run?

It\'s unfortunate that these are just pictures and not a video because I still don\'t believe that Katie Price ran. Not with those enormous jugs on her chest. That would be like trying to swim with no arms and legs, or trying to eat a turkey sub while on life support. Just not possible. ... [Full Story]

Katie Price Didn\'t Get an Oscar, but She Did Get a Scar

There\'s something less appealing about fake boobs when there\'s a massive, visible scar right beside them. It\'s like getting a nose job only to find out you had to have your lips pushed into a permanent smile to get it. Katie Price learned that the hard way. She needs to put some cover-up on that thing. In case you\'re wondering, these were taken yesterday at the 17th Annual Elton John AIDS ... [Full Story]

Katie Price has a Magnificent (and very large) Rack

In case you don\'t know who Katie Price is, she\'s an English chick with not much talent and huge boobs. Fortunately, that\'s all it takes these days to get yourself in the public eye...or at least on a crappy blog like this one. Some of these pictures will force you to run upstairs and get under the covers with your laptop and a flashlight. Guaranteed. ... [Full Story]