Katy Perry

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Katy Perry.

Katy Perry\'s Birthday Attracts Strange People

Think of the strangest person you know, and there\'s a good chance he or she was at Katy Perry\'s birthday party a couple of days ago. Seriously, I see midgets and all around freakish people...the kind that go to Wal Mart at 3am because they think no one else will be there. There\'s even a bunch of orange midgets there. I\'m very confused, but Katy looks f\'n incredible, so all is forgiven. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Might\'ve Been a Little Drunk

If Katy Perry wasn\'t drunk in any of these pictures, there\'s something seriously wrong with that girl. I\'m thinking a little bit of retardation or psychosis, but then again, I\'m not a psychologist. I just read a lot of medical Web sites. So I\'m kinda like a doctor only without all of the useless schooling. Anyway, despite my medical background and Katy\'s craziness, she looks really good. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Shopping for Something

According to the place I found these, this is Katy Perry shopping at Kitson on Melrose in West Hollywood. I\'m going to assume Kitson is the store and Melrose is the street, but who knows. Anyway, I know these pictures are hardly exciting, but in case you\'re a big fan or Katy or plan on stalking her, it might help you to know where she was yesterday. Night vision goggles and the ability to ... [Full Story]

Nice Place for a Date

Russell Brand and Katy Perry, who are rumored to be dating, decided to take a walk in a cemetery because they\'re big stars and this is perfectly normal in big star world. Actually, they were in Paris and decided to visit Jim Morrison\'s grave. No word from Morrison on whether he enjoyed their visit. ... [Full Story]

Are They a Couple? Does Anyone Care?

Rumors are circulating in the world of people with no lives, like myself, that Russell Brand and Katy Perry are dating. If they are, this is HUGE news. And by huge, I mean it doesn\'t matter at all. People went through the trouble of digging a little bit: Brand, 34, has joined Perry, 25, at fashion shows and parties for Paris\' fashion week, taken eerie strolls at dusk around a famous ... [Full Story]

Who Wants a Seizure?

If there are any epileptic kids looking at this right now, Sesame Street is about to go from a learning experience with cute puppets to violently seizing on the floor thanks to Katy Perry and her ridiculous dress. Even stranger, this is for Paris Fashion Week. I suppose it is some kind of fashion. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Likes Black

Here\'s Katy Perry looking like her grandma just died, heading to the funeral home. But, as it turns out, she\'s just heading to some event where apparently abused girlfriends hang out because I see Rihanna. But anyway, I\'m not sure if it\'s the black outfit or because she\'s standing beside Shrek\'s cousin, but she looks extra great in these pictures. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Out with Some Dude in Hollywood

I\'m not sure who this guy is with Katy Perry, but judging from his looks, I\'m going to guess it\'s some kind of outreach program for the mentally handicapped that Katy\'s doing. She\'s nice like that. Anyway, they\'re leaving the Tea Room which is apparently a place you get tea? Or something, I don\'t know. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Arriving at the Bryant Park Hotel

Everyone\'s favorite female singer with dark hair that sings about kissing girls was in New York City yesterday, arriving at the Bryant Park Hotel, which I can only assume is a hotel that wouldn\'t let people like me within 500 yards. But that\'s okay, who will get the last laugh when I become the first person ever to eat 3 boxes of Froot Loops in a single sitting like I\'m in the process of ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Heads to Katsuya Restaurant

Here\'s Katy Perry looking like she just got done knifing someone in a dark alley and is trying to flee the scene before the cops arrive. But apparently she\'s heading to a restaurant called Katsuya. Never heard of it, but it sounds like it has sushi, and I hate sushi. If I wanted to eat something undercooked, I\'d go buy a steak and eat in the parking lot of Giant Eagle...but I won\'t. ... [Full Story]

Katy Perry Enjoyed the Day in a Pink Bikini

The title above pretty much describes this as accurately and as in-depth as possible. I suppose I could say she was sipping some drink and walking too, but nah. So just check out the pictures maybe. ... [Full Story]

Quick, Grab her Debit Card

Here\'s Katy Perry out somewhere getting accosted by the paparazzi and then waving by with her debit card as to say, \"Haha I have a lot of money and you take pictures of me for pennies.\" That\'s kinda why I like her because it sure isn\'t her music. That song about kissing a girl makes me sick to my stomach mostly because I still haven\'t and it reminds me of the harsh, bitter truth. ... [Full Story]