Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

Kim Kardashian is Getting Gross

And it starts... it seems that the pregnancy is finally starting to make Kim Kardashian look like a normal person (aka FAT) when they are pregnant. I don\'t mind, though. I was starting to gross out my friends and family with how much I talked about Kim\'s perfect body and why exactly she and I should mate. (It\'s because we\'re soulmates.) ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Already Showing

Internet - get ready. Kim Kardashian is going to be one of the biggest mommas you have EVER seen. She is already voluptuous as hell, so throw a baby and some hormones into the mix and you have a recipe for an (awesome?) disaster. Please, just let there be (massive) side boob! ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Left the Marine Corps Ball Early. Her Date Didn\'t Care.

Judging by the OMG TITS look on this Marine\'s face, he didn\'t care that his curvy date Kim Kardashian left the Ball 15 minutes after dinner started... after she had professional photographers make sure they documented she attended. (Unlike Mila Kunis, who stayed the entire time and didn\'t have any stupid photoshoot before she walked in.) At least we already know KK is terrible at being a human ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Was at the Beach

Kim Kardashian knows how to accentuate her curves 80% of the time. The other 20% she dresses like a 96 year old schoolmarm. So it was pretty disappointing to see her at a beach and NOT get a view of her bottom. I\'m starting to think it doesn\'t exist. Like unicorns. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Tweets More Pictures of Herself.

It\'s pretty obvious that Kim Kardashian never gets tired of seeing Kim Kardashian. I won\'t complain, though, I love her curvy body. I could do without the retro bathing suit though. I\'m not sure what\'s up with women\'s addiction to these ugly ass bikinis, but it needs to stop. I\'m not going to grow a handlebar mustache and wear a suit to the beach, so they can feel free to stop covering up ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Stuffed Herself Into a Bikini.

Now, is this Kim Kardashian in a bikini or an over-sized, over-stuffed sausage? (Either answer is close enough.) Kim tweeted this earlier and I can finally understand why she keeps dating black guys. I read this online earlier, and APPARENTLY they like \"junk in the trunk.\" APPARENTLY, that\'s slang for \"a big ole sausage butt.\" ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is One Man\'s Trash...

\"One man\'s trash is another man\'s treasure\" is a pretty common phrase. It\'s just one you probably shouldn\'t use when talking about a human being, because you\'re basically calling that person garbage and saying that other people can get used to the garbage over time and it becomes perfection. XXL asked 50 Cent about Kanye West and Kim Kardashian and 50 Cent said something a little unwise ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian\'s Mom Sold Her Sex Tape. SHOCKER.

Apparently Kim Kardashian\'s attention whore of a mother was the person to originally sell the sex tape of Kim. This isn\'t much of a surprise because Kris seems like the terrible human being that would sell out her own daughter for fame: \"Kris was totally involved in arranging the sale of Kim\'s tape,\" the source told Star magazine. \"The video already existed, and Kris was there every ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Likes Using Twitter

Kim Kardashian posted these pictures to Twitter earlier while using the hash tags #NoFilter and #NotPhotoshopped. Well, freaking duh, Kim. You have the IQ of a cantaloupe, I have no doubt in my mind that you can\'t use Photoshop, let alone turn on your computer. Keep up the good work, though. I like your curves. It makes me want to eat buckets of ice cream so I can look just like you. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Creeping Everyone Out.

Kim Kardashian has been dating Kanye West for a while now... but even though she has a legitimate reason to meet his friends Beyonce and Jay Z, she is getting a little creepy about it. She reportedly spent $5,000 on a gold bracelet with pink and white diamonds for their daughter Blue Ivy, and then engraved it with a very presumptuous, \"Love Auntie Kim.\" I love those aunts I have that don\'t ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Shows Off Her Trunk Full of Junk.

Kim Kardashian is an attractive lady... but even those rare creatures can look like a big pile of poop when they wear workout clothes with no makeup. I\'m not saying that women can only be attractive while wearing makeup, but c\'mon, if your hair is slicked back and you look like an oily raccoon, not that many people will want to sleep with you. I still would Kim, but I\'m pretty desperate so ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Dresses Like an Assassin.

The only way Kim Kardashian could hurt another human being is by sitting on their chest and restricting their air supply to the point of suffocation. So why she is dressed up like some kind of elite killer? I have no idea, but it seems to please me in ways that I probably shouldn\'t speak about publicly. So keep it up, Kim. ... [Full Story]