Kristen Stewart

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart Might Not Be An Idiot.

It wasn\'t too long ago that Robert Pattinson claimed that he wouldn\'t have liked the \"Twilight\" films if he was just a normal person and not a pale, fancy-pants actor who uses 5lbs of hair gel each day. And, surprise, surprise, now the emotion-less Kristen Stewart (who I am convinced is autistic) might feel the same way because she told an Australian movie magazine that her role in \"Snow ... [Full Story]

Breaking Dawn is Giving People Seizures. Seriously.

I absolutely knew it: the Twilight movies will kill you. According to several reports, the graphic birthing scene in \"Breaking Dawn: Part One\" has caused some people to have seizures. I\'m completely convinced it\'s because their brains initiated their self-destruct sequences so that the people didn\'t have to watch the rest of the movie. In Sacramento, a man told CBS13 he began to have ... [Full Story]

Snow White and the Huntsman Will Have 1 or 2 Reputable Actors

And I\'m not counting Kristen Stewart of course. \"Snow White and the Huntsman\" would be terrible if it had to ride on only Kristen Stewart (because of the whole \"her not being able to act\" thing) - but thankfully Charlize Theron and The Guy From Thor seem to be pretty good at the acting. To be honest with you, the only person I would be paying attention to in this movie is the Queen. Besides ... [Full Story]

Twilight Makes Me Hate Humans

Sigh. Of course this would happen. The \"Twilight\" saga has been haunting me for years... and it\'s not even over. Part one of the finale opens November 15th and part two opens this time next year. Not only that, but the handprints of the main actors have been immortalized at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, and Taylor Lautner must be so pleased. They are ... [Full Story]

Snow White is Going to Be So Romantic

... if this is what all romantic movies look like, then I have been missing out. I have always assumed that they were about love, reconciliation and genitalia. Thank goodness the new \"Snow White\" (which I might have called Sleepy Beauty before, I can\'t be sure because I honestly don\'t care) is now going to show me the way. Romantic movies are about war, horseback riding, and killing Kristen ... [Full Story]

Hollywood Loves Ruining Classic Films

Not every classic film needs a gritty reboot. Take \"Snow White\" for example. It\'s a sweet Disney movie (with loads of sexual undertones, I\'m sure) that doesn\'t need to be turned into something dark and edgy. Therefore, the new \"Snow White\" movie that will feature Kristen Stewart in armor, looking grim and riding a horse across a cold beach is completely unnecessary. Just put her in a ... [Full Story]

Robert and Kristen Get Gross

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shared a big, nasty kiss Rio de Janeiro this weekend. But thankfully it was scripted (and I mean that in the most literal sense). It was a scene out of one of the new \"Twilight\" movies. It was all for a honeymoon scene in the upcoming \"Twilight\" movie \"Breaking Dawn.\" ... and I know that isn\'t a spoiler because every single person who is going to ... [Full Story]

Kristen Stewart Invaded by Happy Body Snatchers

Kristen Stewart smiling is oddly akin to dating the school tramp - sure it looks good at the time, but sooner or later she is going to reveal teeth and diseases in places you didn\'t even know girls could have them. Kristen Stewart is exactly like that. The change of hair color is nice, though. It\'s better from the emo Bella Swan black that she has been sporting for the Twilight movies. The ... [Full Story]

R Patz is Kind of a D

No matter how gelled his hair is and how emo his girlfriend is, Robert Pattinson is still kind of a huge douchebag. After K Stew compared to life as a celebrity to being raped, she (understandably) got crapped on be journalists. Now her sparkling knight in shiny, sparkly, emo armor is coming to her rescue. Via PopEater: \"None of those associations came out and gave a statement [criticizing ... [Full Story]

Oh God, Not Again.

Is this ever going to end? Why did there have to be so many Twilight books??? There are only about three months left until the tween-sensation that is The Twilight Saga: Eclipse is released. Some movie stills have surfaced and it has been confirmed: the third movie is entirely as angsty, dark and insipid as the first two. Although, if you\'re a 7th grade girl in a trainer\'s bra, this ... [Full Story]

New Moon is Slightly Successful

I\'ve never read any of the Twilight books because I\'m a guy and prefer reading about successful car salesman who also happen to be HIV positive instead of vampires, but the AP is reporting some insane revenues: The vampire romance \"The Twilight Saga: New Moon\" sucked up $140.7 million in its first three days and pulled in a total of $258.8 million worldwide, according to studio estimates ... [Full Story]

Kristen Stewart in a Weird Photoshoot

Kristen Stewart is kinda cool and all, but some actresses just look awkward attempting these strange photoshoots that are supposed to be hot. It just looks like they took a random stoner chick and put her in an old, dirty mechanic\'s garage. Oh wait, that\'s exactly what they did. Enjoy? ... [Full Story]