Kristin Cavallari

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kristin Cavallari.

Kristin Cavallari is Wet, Wild, and a Little Bit Retarded

I\'m not being insensitive to real retards here, so don\'t get your panties in a double knot. Anyone under the age of 13 knows that when you make fun of someone, you furiously bang your hand off of you chest and make nonsense sounds. And that\'s exactly what Kristin Cavallari seems to be doing here as she leaves the salon. Whatever organization out there stands up for the mentally challenged ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari at the Breeder\'s Cup Winner\'s Circle

I have no idea what the Breeder\'s Cup Winner\'s Circle is, but I\'m going to guess it has to do with horses and not breeding with Kristin Cavallari. At least I hope not or else I\'m really sorry I decided to stay here in my underwear all day long instead of attending. Speaking of that, it\'s exactly what I\'m going to do for the next 3 days, so have a good weekend. ... [Full Story]

Guess the Teeth

If you guessed Jessica Simpson, congratulations, you\'re an idiot. It\'s actually Kristin Cavallari of the very deep and award-winning The Hills.. She was at some event called Rock the Kasbah. As usual, I have no idea what that means nor do I care. It sounds incredibly lame though, so I\'m glad I wasn\'t invited. Not that there was any chance whatsoever of that happening. ... [Full Story]

Yeah, You Drink that Beverage

Here\'s Kristin Cavallari either heading to the gym, coming home from the gym, or possibly a combination of both due to a determined, stalker-ish photographer with nothing better to do. One thing I figured out as an expert in the world of celebrities is that the ones who pose for the paparazzi\'s camera really aren\'t celebrities at all. The true celebrities are the ones who get pissed off and ... [Full Story]

Jobless Gas Pumping Faceoff

When Fox premieres its new show, putting unemployed reality stars against each other in various competitions such as pumping gas the fastest and eating as many burritos as possible without puking, you know you read the idea here first. All because Kim Kardashian and Kristen Cavallari both filled up their tanks yesterday. What a small and crazy world. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari at the UNITE Unveiled Event

Kristin Cavallari was at the UNITE Unveiled event recently because, well, she didn\'t exactly have anything else to do. Contrary to what you may think, getting paid to just live your life isn\'t all that difficult. But anyway, in all fairness to her, she actually hosted this event, so it probably did take a tiny bit of work. Mostly walking around and talking to people while drinking and laughing ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Breaks her Own Record

Kristin Cavallari managed to hold a Blackberry, a bottle of water, her keys, a Saint Bernard, and a slice of pizza all at the same time...breaking her own previous record for walking around holding crap. I\'m now completely convinced holding things is her job because she definitely doesn\'t do anything else. I\'ve looked it up. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Doing her Job

Here\'s Kristin Cavallari once again showing off her ability to carry 47 items in one hand. I can only imagine that\'s the skill the producers of the Hills saw when they decided to pay her to pretty much just live her life. I\'m not sure I\'d go over $4,000/year for something like that, but things are different in my basement compared to Hollywood. At least that\'s what I hear. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari is 10

Here\'s everyone\'s favorite jobless \"Hills\" star, Kristin Cavallari, walking around in a Mickey Mouse shirt looking like a 10 year old who just found out she gets to play a round of putt-putt golf. I do have to give her credit for having an uncanny ability to hold like 14 objects in one hand. I can think of one thing that\'s missing though...Hahaaaa. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Can Walk and Text (at the same time!)

Walking and texting is harder than you think when you\'re a hot girl living in California. I once saw a girl walk straight into an alligator pit at the zoo while texting her friend. Needless to say, it was messy and the zoo closed down for the day, which sucked because I hadn\'t even see the monkeys yet. Anyway, this is Kristin Cavallari doing pretty much nothing, which is ironically what she ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari Plays on the Beach

While the rest of us slaved away this past weekend, selling donuts to fat women at Circle K, Kristin Cavallari and her lack of a real job went to the beach for some fun, which was taped and will ultimately lead to a fat paycheck for her. I\'m not bitter or anything, I just wish a shark would\'ve bit her leg off. That\'s all. ... [Full Story]

Kristin Cavallari at Nylon Magazine Launch Party

Everyone\'s favorite jobless rich girl was at the Nylon Magazine TV issue Launch Party yesterday, doing her usual thing...which is pretty much standing there and letting people take her picture. At least this \"Hills\" girl is actually extremely attractive unlike that Conrad girl who looked like she should be getting yelled at by a 19 year old DQ manager for not making the swirly at the top of an ... [Full Story]