Lindsay Lohan

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Lindsay Lohan.

Lindsay Lohan is a \"Disaster\"

Lindsay Lohan took a job as artistic advisor, which is kinda like a financial advisor except instead of losing money, they find clothes, for Emanuel Ungaro a few months ago, and it turns out that might not have been a great idea. AFP reports: Hollywood bad girl Lindsay Lohan\'s first collection as artistic advisor for Emanuel Ungaro was a \"disaster\", the founder of the French couture house ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Parties

Here\'s Lindsay Lohan on her way to a party the other night with some loser in a suit jacket. There\'s a general rule of thumb, and that rule is that if you wear a suit jacket to a party, you\'re a loser. Or maybe I\'m just jealous since I still wear Rangler Jeans and one of those shirts with all the muscles imprinted on the front. Kinda sad, but it does make me look pretty tough. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan and Lindsay Lohan in 15 Years

Lindsay Lohan was at the 2009 Whitney Museum Gala, and I now see who she\'s trying to look like: Versace. To put this in perspective, that would be like me aspiring to look like Carrot Top or Forrest Gump. But the recent lip surgery and the dyed blond hair don\'t lie. Mostly because they can\'t, they\'re just body parts. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Holds Back Vomit in Paris

In all 4 of these pictures, Lindsay Lohan manages to look a brand new kind of sick. I\'m not sure if it\'s just the photographer scrapping all the normal looking pictures or if she was walking down the streets of Paris throwing up all afternoon. Either way, it\'s pretty funny so check it out. ... [Full Story]

Linday Lohan Burglar Possibly Gets Arrested

A month or two ago, Lindsay Lohan\'s house in Hollywood Hills got broken into and some crap was stolen. I can\'t remember the details nor do I care, but it seems some guy has been arrested for it. At least according to AP: Police arrested a man on Thursday who is suspected of breaking into the homes of Lindsay Lohan and Audrina Patridge. Officer Rosario Herrera said detectives arrested ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Seems to be Improving

Not only does Lindsay Lohan look a lot better than normal, at least in these pictures, but she\'s also doing her part to reduce the unemployment rate by actually getting a job. It\'s not exactly the hardest work out there, but it\'s work. According to Reuters: Hollywood actress and wild child Lindsay Lohan is working with fashion house Emanuel Ungaro on a spring-summer collection, to be ... [Full Story]

That\'s a Little Ridiculous

Someone should tell Lindsay Lohan that just because she spent her Herbie: Fully Loaded earnings on a new set of lips, it doesn\'t mean she has to go walking around like a tard with them puckered up all the time. We get it, you were born with ugly lips and bought new ones. Big deal, no one cares. You\'re still just an orange lesbian without a job. ... [Full Story]

Something Looks Different

Like I\'ve said before, I\'m far too busy watching Full House re-runs to keep up with what celebrities are really doing. I just like to make fun of them because I end up feeling really good about myself, but anyway, after seeing these pictures of Lindsay Lohan, I had to do some digging. And yes, she did get new lips. Honestly they they don\'t look any better on her than her last set of lips, but ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Burglarized Again

Someone do Lindsay Lohan a favor and introduce her to security systems and door locks. This is at least the second time in the last few months I\'ve written about her house getting broken into. Seriously, get a friggin\' Doberman or something. The Associated Press reports: A publicist for Lindsay Lohan says the \"Mean Girls\" actress\'s home in the Hollywood Hills has been ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan at the Inglorious Basterds Screening

Everyone\'s favorite blond-haired orange girl who looks like she fell out of the third floor window of a drug rehab center showed up at the Cinema Society screening of Inglorious Basterds yesterday. If I\'m just being honest, which I rarely am, she actually doesn\'t look that bad. It does seem as if she\'s had her picture taken against her will so many times that she forgets how to get it taken ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan on the Set of Machete

Despite the title above, I don\'t give a crap about freckles prancing around in a bikini top. The real story here is the movie \"Machete\" being filmed. This movie has probably the best cast ever with Robert Dinero, Steven Seagal, Jessica Alba, Don Johnson, and of course Lindsay Lohan in all of her orange fleshy goodness. I\'m excited, and I never get excited because it re-aggravates my hernia. ... [Full Story]

Lindsay Lohan Might Not Be That Smart

Here\'s Lindsay Lohan walking home with her wallet wide open while simultaneously carrying what I first thought was a bag of trash and smoking a cigarette. I got three different types of Hepatitis just posting these pictures, so I hope they\'re worth it. Wear a condom over your eyes. ... [Full Story]