Madonna

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Madonna.

Madonna is Disappointed in M.I.A.

Madonna, the star of the above-and-beyond Super Bowl half time show this year, is now very angry at M.I.A. for ruining a segment of the performance by flipping off the cameras. Madonna claims it was an \"irrelevant thing to do.\" When Madonna called in to \"On Air with Ryan Seacrest\" she said, \"I was really surprised. I didnít know anything about it. I wasnít happy about it.\" Madonna ... [Full Story]

SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD.

Oh. My honest mistake. It\'s just Madonna. Not the undead. Oh God is this Superbowl going to be gnarly (if gnarly means that we are just going to stare at Madonna\'s, gnarled, tree-like arms during half time while doing our best not to puke in our mouths). Not only do I hate both the Patriots and the Giants, but the half time show is going to be horrible. Like always. She recently ... [Full Story]

Madonna Mistreats Lower Human Beings

Especially Canadians. God forbid any staff members catch a glimpse of her during events, Madonna orders them to stand and stare at a wall if she is in the room. I am 100% not kidding. It was a bit of a different story backstage, however, when eight of those volunteers were asked to turn their faces to a wall so that they would not look at the pop-star-turned-movie-director as she made her ... [Full Story]

This is Seriously Disturbing, Madonna

Age differences are fine when it comes to dating someone. In fact, in most cases I encourage it. Unless, of course, you make people visibly uncomfortable. Madonna (an old hag) has a 24-year-old boyfriend named Brahim Zaibat. Just looking at them makes me retch. Someone needs to stop this. ... [Full Story]

Madonna is Getting Sued Over Material Girl

Oh so Madonna didn\'t perform \"Material Girl\" as early as 1985? Oh. My mistake. You\'re right, company started in 1997... \"Material Girl\" is YOUR brand name. [sarcasm] A clothing company is taking legal action against Madonna, claiming the material girl has ripped off the \"Material Girl\" trademark. L.A. Triumph, Inc. claims in a new lawsuit it\'s been marketing \"Material Girl\" ... [Full Story]

Madonna Gives Back

After stealing two of their children, Madonna has decided to build a girls academy in the country of Malawi. Not a bad deal for the country actually...give up two useless kids, get an academy. AFP reports: American pop queen Madonna on Monday broke ground on a girls academy she is building in Malawi, billed as a \"gift\" to the country where she has adopted two children. The 51-year-old ... [Full Story]

Madonna is Being Sued

It turns out you don\'t want Madonna as a neighbor. Not because of all the colorful children she has or the demons she brings, but because she\'s apparently loud as F. AP reports: One of Madonna\'s New York neighbors says the superstar\'s loud music and frequent dance sessions are causing a commotion. Karen George, of Manhattan, lives above Madonna in a building on Central Park. She ... [Full Story]

That Can Be Arranged

Madonna told gappy tooth David Letterman last night that she\'d rather be hit by a train than get married again. I personally think she should prove it, but maybe that\'s just the serial murderer in me. Not sure, I\'ll ask my psychologist at our next session if I can stop staring at her breasts. Anyway, here\'s the video: ... [Full Story]

Madonna Gets Boo\'d in Bucharest

If there\'s one thing you don\'t do in this world, it\'s accidentally take a rectal laxative orally. But other than that, you also never defend Gypsies. Madonna learned that the hard way according to AP: At first, fans politely applauded the Roma performers sharing a stage with Madonna. Then the pop star condemned widespread discrimination against Roma, or Gypsies ó and the cheers gave way ... [Full Story]

Another Worker Dies in Madonna Stage Collapse

A stage in France being set up for Madonna collapsed yesterday, killing one guy. And now today another guy involved has died from the injuries. Not good. Here\'s Madonna breaking down about it, pretending to care about human life. We know she doesn\'t. Okay, maybe she does. But probably not. ... [Full Story]

Madonna Stage Collapses, Kills One

Here I go again, blogging about death. After that week where Ed McMahon, Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and that crazy bearded guy who screams like a maniac on infomercials died, I thought I met the quota for the year. But anyway, just a few minutes ago, Madonna\'s stage in France collapsed. AP has the initial story: The Marseille fire department says a stage being built for a Madonna ... [Full Story]

Madonna\'s Latest Daughter Heads to London

According to a whole bunch of people who shouldn\'t be talking about it, Madonna\'s new daughter left Malawi and is now in the care of the evil white woman. Sources say: Madonna\'s new daughter has flown out of her native Malawi on a private jet headed for London, an airport employee and a person familiar with Madonna\'s adoption proceedings in this southern African country said ... [Full Story]