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Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

Megan Fox was recently spotted walking into a store and then back out of that store. It was so exciting that a photographer took pictures of it and now they\'re here. I do love Megan Fox, but after seeing her cell phone, I\'m thinking she might be racist. No one I know has a white cell phone, only black. So this is sort of disappointing. Her boyfriend is even white, what the hell is up with ... [Full Story]


There comes a girl in every generation that no other female can live up to, and that girl happens to be Megan Fox right now. Any guy who lays eyes on her hates his girlfriend or wife for at least the next 5 minutes. That\'s when a girl knows she\'s made it.The skimpy pictures below are GQ outtakes from her photoshoot she did several months ago. The fact that these are the images that DIDN\'T make ... [Full Story]


Unless you\'re one of those retards I\'ve been hearing about, you should know by now that Megan Fox is not going to be playing Wonder Woman despite reports. Those reports were fake, made up, falsfied, untrue, and anything else that means we won\'t get to see Megan prance around doing superhero things. Sad day, I think I\'ll kill myself a little bit. Anyway I just wanted an excuse to post this ... [Full Story]


Unless scientists figure something out soon, I doubt a girl will be hotter than Megan Fox in my lifetime. Surely Stephen Hawking can use his little talking computer and come up with something better, but he\'s too busy worrying about lame stuff like where we came from and what life means. Anyway, I also included some pictures below of Megan from when she was like 18 and had no idea every guy on ... [Full Story]


There\'s something magical about Megan Fox in a bra. I don\'t know what it is, but it makes my pants grow instantly. My health teacher said that\'s normal, but it sure doesn\'t feel normal. It feels like the general vicinity of my zipper wants to be inside of any orifice Megan Fox will open for me. Check these images out and see if it happens to you too. The magic. ... [Full Story]


As mentioned yesterday, when the ridiculously hot Megan Fox GQ spread was available in high resolution, it would be here. And here it is along with a whole bunch of other pictures of her. I sat here for the last 10 minutes looking at these. The first 5 was mostly just playing with myself, but then I just sat here in meditation for 5 more minutes, wondering how someone can be so hot. I pondered ... [Full Story]


If Megan Fox played a patient in a coma and the entire movie was just her lying there in said coma with the most exciting part coming at the 57 minute mark when her left pinky twitches a little, I would still pay $9.50 to see it. Fortunately for those of you who aren\'t the stalker-creep type, these images and this video are from How To Lose Friends and Alienate People, something I ... [Full Story]


This is the closest we\'ll ever get to seeing Megan Fox in ways we usually only imagine our cousin. But she\'s my second cousin, so it\'s okay...right? The image, which looks like Megan got a facial from a dude that ejeculates part of his dinner, is from How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. Not sure when it\'s coming out, and there\'s no way I\'m opening a new browser to check IMDB. Too ... [Full Story]


This is the greatest thing I\'ve ever read. I just got a year\'s supply of fantasies in one article. It\'s like Christmas with an erection: The 22-year-old actress, who is now engaged to Brian Austin Green, reveals in October\'s GQ that she once had a fling with a female stripper named Nikita. The romance began when she was 18 and first living in L.A. \"Well, that year my boyfriend ... [Full Story]


These Megan Fox nipple slip pictures decided to come out say HELLO to the world today and I came to one very simple realization. Megan Fox has delicious boobs that I would do just about anything to snack on. (I say \"just about anything\" because there is noway in hell I\'d go on a sex vaction with big Burt Reyonlds so he could make me his New York City travel whore... that\'d be risky business ... [Full Story]


New topless pictures of Megan Fox have emerged! But, before you look, know that these topless photos are NSFW (Not Safe for Work) so please view at your own discretion. Megan is arguably one of the hottest, if not the hottest, young stars out there. I love everything about her. She's hot, she's sexy, she's a little bit mysterious, and she's got this rebellious side to her that sometimes ... [Full Story]


Transformers hottie Megan Fox was ordered to gain 10 pounds for the Transformers sequel because director Michael Bay doesn't like skinny girls! Us Magazine says: She may have been voted the sexiest woman in the world, but the director of Transformers thought Megan Fox was too skinny. She told Fox News that she was ordered to gain 10 lbs. for the movie's sequel. “I’d lost a lot of ... [Full Story]






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