Michael Jackson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Michael Jackson.

Jackson Estate Signed $250 Million Deal

Of course after the King of Pop dies, he still makes money. First it was $60 million with the \"This Is It\" movie, which was basically a bunch of rehearsal footage. Now, it seems like there is even more money to be made from the dead Michael Jackson. And I\'m not even talking about robbing his grave. Which was my idea first, so don\'t even think about it. Both Sony and the administrators ... [Full Story]

The Jackson Kids Have Stun Gun Fun

It\'s acknowledged that the Jackson kids 1. Have stupid names and 2. Are on wrong side of completely insane. So it\'s no surprise that they were playing around with Mr. Stun Gun and attempted to stun their brother Blanket. He, just for the record, has the most ridiculous name out of them all. According to the Associated Press, Attorney Adam Streisand confirmed the investigation ... [Full Story]

Michael Jackson Death Cover Up. Oh Snap.

I knew this was bound to happen - Michael Jackson is haunting me from the grave. I hate having to endure anything to do with that scalpel-slut sleazebag (may he rest in peace). First there was his life in general being covered by the media, then his death, then that one movie that did well because of his death, and now his post-death shenanigans. Good Lord. As soon as I die I\'m going straight to ... [Full Story]

Murray Killed Michael Jackson? Eh, Who Cares.

Involuntary manslaughter of a creepy, A-list celebrity won\'t ruin any business you may have. You can quote me on that. Dr. Conrad Murray, after being released on $75,000 bail, is back in his Las Vegas office. Dr. Murray pleaded not guilty to the charges against him on Monday. As a result, he had a flood of patients coming back to him. According to TMZ: One of his patients -- Marietta ... [Full Story]

Michael Jackson Owned Giraffes?

It wasn\'t until Michael Jackson died that I fully realized how much crap this guy had. Now it turns out he owned two giraffes. But like MJ, they\'re dead and causing problems because you can\'t exactly flush a giraffe. TMZ reports: TMZ has learned the bodies of Rambo and JJ were at the center of a raging conflict in Page, Arizona because locals complained that the bodies stunk up the ... [Full Story]

This is Ridiculous

Michael Jackson\'s kids posted a video on YouTube of a $25,000 per night hotel suite they stayed in over the Thanksgiving weekend, and I can officially say I hate them. It\'s good to see that MJ\'s money is going on important things though. Maybe they should buy a giraffe next. ... [Full Story]

Michael Jackson\'s Glove is Worth More Than Me

Michael Jackson\'s glove was auctioned off the other day and ended up selling for $350,000. Reuters has the gruesome details: Michael Jackson\'s famous white glove sold for $350,000 at a memorabilia auction on Saturday, soaring far past pre-sale estimates, while a black jacket he wore during a 1989 world tour fetched $225,000. The Jackson memorabilia was the highlight of an auction of ... [Full Story]

Surprise: \"This Is It\" Makes a Trillion Dollars

Exploiting death is not only fun but very profitable too! Just take the new Michael Jackson movie for example. According to AP \"Michael Jackson\'s This Is It\" pulled in $101 million worldwide in its first five days, and distributor Sony is extending the farewell performance film beyond its planned two-week run. The film was the No. 1 Halloween thriller domestically with a $21.3 million ... [Full Story]

This Is It is a Hit

My headline above is confusing but makes sense. That\'s what you get here at celeb parasite...brilliant writing. Anyway, early reviews of the Michael Jackson movie, \"This Is It\" are good, but then again, when\'s the last time someone died before a movie released and all the critics said, \"Yeah that movie sucked, I\'m glad he\'s dead.\" Other than maybe Brandon Lee, but everyone preferred his ... [Full Story]

New Michael Jackson Single Debuted Today

If you have an Internet connection, which you do unless you\'re leeching off the neighbor like me, you can check out Michael Jackson\'s new single \"This Is It\" online today. Or just let me do all the leg work and embed the video from michaeljackson.com right here. I\'m so nice: ... [Full Story]

New Michael Jackson Single Coming Out October 12

Michael Jackson seems to do more in his death than he was doing the last few years of his life. A new single is coming out in a couple of weeks, appropriately titled \"This is It\" because, well, this was it...he\'s dead now. Reuters reports: A new Michael Jackson single called \"This Is It\" will hit the airwaves on October 12, two weeks before it is available as part of a two-disc album ... [Full Story]

Milking Michael Jackson\'s Death 101

In case you\'re interested in milking the death of the next celebrity, here\'s some information on the movie coming out about Michael Jackson. Reuters reports: The Michael Jackson movie \"This Is It\" -- based on footage from concert rehearsals before his death in June -- will have simultaneous premieres in more than 15 cities around the world next month, the studio behind the film said on ... [Full Story]