Miley Cyrus

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Miley Cyrus.

Miley Cyrus is Stuck in a Closet

And when I say closet... I mean SHE\'S GAY AND AFRAID TO SAY ANYTHING ABOUT IT. Which is stupid, by the way, because it\'s cooler to be gay than it is to be straight in this day and age. I got the stink-eye at my local bodega because I was holding hands with someone of the opposite sex. I support homosexuals and their decisions, but this reversal is really starting to creep me out. ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Thinks Justin Bieber is Princess Di

Justin Bieber was being chased around by paparazzi the other night while in his Ferrari. This was dangerous (yay) and it sparked Miley Cyrus to tweet something so insulting and stupid I couldn\'t help but write a post about it: Hope this paparazzi/JB accident brings on some changes in \'13 Paparazzi are dangerous! Wasn\'t Princess Di enough of a wake up call?! You\'re right. Justin\'s ... [Full Story]

Who Thinks Miley Cyrus is a Lesbian?

I hate to stereotype people and slot them into holes... but it\'s obviously that Miley doesn\'t want anything in her slot, because she is acting like some butch lesbian on steroids. Not that there is anything wrong with lesbians, but Miley is parading around town in a strange dominatrix getup, practically begging the public to ask her why. And we know why. (L35B14N!) ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Keeps Making Terrible Decisions.

We laughed when Miley Cyrus dyed her hair blonde and cut it short. Now that she has buzzed the sides of her head... it\'s just plain sad. It\'s not even funny anymore, Miley Cyrus. Stop being crazy. Go be Hannah Montana. Put on your wig. :( ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Actually Made Two and a Half Men Worse

I didn\'t think that this was possible, but it seems that Two and a Half Men got even worse. Miley Cyrus had a cameo on the show recently. I also thought I would never say this either, but I seriously believed Miley was above crap like this. Both the show and the girl was made worse because of each other. This is just depressing. ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Looks Like a 12 Year Old Boy.

If 12 year old boys were addicted to heroin... that is exactly what Miley Cyrus would look like. I don\'t mind the switch to blonde. In fact, that\'s kind of hot. But her crazed, punk haircut leaves a lot to be desired (like puberty and a set of breasts). ... [Full Story]

NOPEly Cyrus has a New Haircut.

Miley Cyrus just went from \"mildly annoying but still bangable\" to \"that rabid lesbian is trying to steal my baby!\" (Not that rabid lesbians do that normally, but let\'s just pretend for the sake of the LULZ here.) In some misguided attempt to appear unique, Miley Cyrus let a blind person dump peroxide on her head and then cut her hair. It\'s just a shame she survived the experience. ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus is a Sweet Hooker.

Judging by the outfit, I\'d say that Miley Cyrus has given up her celebrity status and taken up a life of hooking. It\'s a good thing I\'m not a girl or I would end up looking all stupid and clean and not like a prostitute from the 70s. ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus is Blonde. I Like Her Now.

For a while, I made fun of Miley Cyrus for having the world\'s smallest vocabulary. Now, I simply don\'t care (although my views remain the same). She has been working out and dyed her hair blonde. Nothing makes a man happier than a girl that has a tight body and blonde hair. Scientific fact. ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Celebrated America\'s Independence Yesterday.

Miley Cyrus, a hillbilly at heart (and kind of on the outside, as well) celebrated America\'s Independence Day yesterday the only way she knew how: by wearing red, white and blue (the most commonly used color combination for countries, by the way) and buying a silly hat. USA! USA! USA! ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus is a Real Lady.

It\'s so comforting to know that there are still real ladies in Hollywood. Take Miley Cyrus for example. She elegantly (and politely!) bent all the way over for us in her short-shorts so that we may glimpse the wonderful fairy garden that is her vajay. Now, would anything other than a REAL lady do that? ... [Full Story]

Miley Cyrus Forgot Her Pants This Morning.

Such an easy mistake to make. I go most days without putting pants on. But Miley might want to choose her pant-less days a little be more wisely in the future, because she was seen leaving a hotel in only a man\'s shirt... the hotel she is staying at with another man who isn\'t her fiance (Liam Hemsworth, brother of Thor, Chris Hemsworth). SHENANIGANS!?!!1! ... [Full Story]