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Mischa Barton

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Mischa Barton.

Sometimes I wonder how Mischa Barton got up here in Hollywood and away from swimming around with her aquatic friends in the deep blue sea. It\'s one of the mysteries of the earth, but no one questions it because she\'s kinda weird looking. Don\'t get me wrong, I\'d take her out to McDonald\'s and come home early for a BJ, but I\'m not showing her to my mom. She has higher standards for me than ... [Full Story]


Former O.C. star, Mischa Barton has recently expressed regret about her recent criminal charges for her DUI back in December, telling Nylon Magazine that her DUI was a "low point" in her life. People Magazine says: Mischa Barton says she thought getting arrested for drunken driving was something that happened to another type of Hollywood celebrity, not her. "That was a low point for me. I ... [Full Story]


Despite being desperate for work and willingly taking her clothes off in some of her more recent movies just to gain some publicity, Mischa Barton couldn't be bothered to promote her newest film You and I. The New York Post's Page Six says: ... [Full Story]


Despite what appears to be legitimate photographic evidence, Mischa Barton's rep says that she does not have cellulite on her body and any images that suggest she does are simply doctored photos! Specifically, Us Magazine reports: Mischa Barton claims that photographs showing extreme cellulite on the actress are fake. "Those photos are doctored," her rep told the New York Daily News. "I'm ... [Full Story]


The other day it was reported that Mischa Barton was expected to serve three years of probation for her DUI and marijuana possession charges, and today, Mischa was actually sentenced to those three years of probation! OK! Magazine says: After pleading no contest to charges of driving under the influence, Mischa Barton was sentenced to three years unsupervised probation. Anthony V ... [Full Story]


Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case so that she will avoid jail time and merely serve three years of probation and pay a $1,700 fine! People Magazine says: Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case, sparing her any jail time, a source tells PEOPLE. The former O.C. star will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment Thursday in Beverly Hills court, and agree ... [Full Story]


You have to see these Mischa Barton nude movie screenshots! These fully naked film scenes are from Mischa's newest straight-to-dvd flick called "Closing the Ring"! Trust me, these are great shots, but they look even better on my high definition TV! Anyway, seeing that Mischa's career has pretty much been steadily going downhill over the past few years, I have to give her some credit, seeing ... [Full Story]


Remember when Mischa Barton was arrested for DUI back in December? Well, yesterday, she was finally charged with driving under the influence, possession of marijuana, and driving without a valid license! Specifically, People Magazine reports: Mischa Barton has been charged with driving under the influence and possession of marijuana, stemming from her arrest in December, police announced ... [Full Story]


Mischa Barton is finally coming out and talking about her December 27th DUI! And, of all people to talk to, she chose the tiny, yet considerate, Ryan Seacrest! People Magazine reports: "Obviously I'm 100 percent responsible for my actions in this case," Barton, 21, told Ryan Seacrest's L.A. radio show Thursday morning, about her DUI arrest. "I'm really disappointed in myself. I don't know ... [Full Story]


UPDATE: The Mischa Barton mugshot photo is now here (shown above)! Enjoy, kids! Mischa Barton has been arrested for DUI! People Magazine reports: Mischa Barton was arrested in West Hollywood early Thursday morning, authorities confirm to PEOPLE. The former star of The O.C., 21, was stopped at 2:46 a.m. and arrested for driving under the influence of alcohol, possession of illegal ... [Full Story]


Mischa Barton has come out and said that she has no problem filming a nude scene. Nothing too exciting right? I mean Mischa Barton hasn’t exactly been popular since she left The OC. If it wasn’t for her recent Maxim cover I would have completely forgot about her existence. However, this willingness to go nude gave me an idea that will without a doubt bring her back to greatness. First, here ... [Full Story]


Mischa Barton has come out of the woodwork and will be the cover girl for the January 2008 issue of Maxim magazine. I really don't know what the deal is with Maxim putting celebrities who have seemingly disappeared off of the face of the Earth in their magazines. If you remember, Sarah Michelle Gellar went topless in this month's issue of Maxim, and I hadn't heard from her since I was going ... [Full Story]






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