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Natalie Portman

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After the image above, I don\'t even have to see whatever movie they\'re shooting. Obviously she\'s saying something like, \"Now Timmy, be careful on those ice skates or you\'ll fall and break your collarbone\" to which he replies, \"Aw thanks big sis, you\'re the best.\" Then they have a hug with some slow music just before the ice breaks and they both die. See? Now you don\'t have to see it ... [Full Story]


The way that poor dog is fighting to get out of Natalie Portman\'s arms is a pretty good indication that it was in the process of being stolen and also that it has no f\'n idea how lucky it is. Natalie\'s a great actress, but sometimes celebrities need side jobs to raise some extra money and keep themselves busy. Michael Vick did sort of the same thing except there was a lot more electrocution ... [Full Story]


Natalie Portman recently went to Paris for the Giambattista Valli fashion show. While she was there, she went for a walk with her dog or maybe one that she kidnapped while in France. The dog doesn\'t seem to mind. Of course there was a photog around to take the pictures. Natalie could take a submarine half way around the world and land on the shore of Madagascar and a tribe of paparazzi would ... [Full Story]


The inevitable hooking up of Natalie Portman and myself took an interesting turn yesterday when she and Devendra Banhart (loser) broke up according to US: Actress Natalie Portman and singer Devendra Banhart have broken up, a source close to the couple confirms to Usmagazine.com. \"Things just weren\'t working out,\" a Portman source tells Us. \"Natalie is young and they just were very ... [Full Story]


Just when you thought Natalie Portman was done looking beautiful in Cannes, she went and did it again! This time Natalie was looking very hot and leggy in a short red ruffley dress. Seriously, I don't think you can find a more stunning looking young woman in Hollywood these days. So, take a moment and check out Natalie Portman looking gorgeous in a red dress at the "Che" premiere at the ... [Full Story]


Natalie Portman has been looking absolutely beautiful the whole time she's been at the Cannes Film Festival. It seems like every day she looks more and more beautiful, no matter what she's wearing. Some have even said that she looks a bit "angelic" in this white dress, and I have to agree! So, please, take a moment and enjoy Natalie Portman looking stunning at the amfAR Cinema Against AIDS soiree ... [Full Story]


Here are some photos of Natalie Portman looking absolutely beautiful in a purpley dress in Cannes yesterday. Wow, can you honestly think of anyone who's more stunning in the face than Natalie these days. She has such pure beauty that I just had to take a moment and share these photos with you. Enjoy Natalie Portman looking beautiful at the premiere of the film "Le Silence de Lorna" at the ... [Full Story]


Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johansson were in London last night at the screening of their new movie "The Other Boleyn Girl". While there, they encountered the irresistably sexy Prince Charles. Clearly, it was a fantastic evening. Of the details, the New York Daily News reports: Prince Charles attended the London screening of a new movie about Britain's royal family and met with some of its ... [Full Story]


You have to see these Natalie Portman pictures! She looks absolutely stunning. You know, I always thought that sometimes Natalie Portman looked hot, and at other times, not so much... but I always had to admit that she was exceptionally pretty in the face. And if you didn't think so before, you have to see Natalie in this photoshoot for Parade Magazine. Like I said, she's absolutely stunning. ... [Full Story]


Natalie Portman was at Stanford University last night talking about helping poor people with microwaves. What's that? Oh, it's called microfinance? Yea, I think the whole microwave thing actually made more sense in my head because I'm not even sure if I can say "microfinance" in my head without screwing it up. That's why I have a little Mexican midget named Ramon living inside my head to help ... [Full Story]


Natalie Portman is nude in her new short film Hotel Chevalier which is a thirteen-minute prologue to director Wes Anderson's feature film The Darjeeling Limited. You can see full backside nudity in many of the screen shots, as well as a full nude side-view of her. This is fantastic. See, Natalie, this is much better than wearing a dress that looks like the upholstery from my grandmother's ... [Full Story]


Okay, I know Natalie Portman is hot. That's not the question here. The question is... why, if she is so hot, does she choose to wear the upholstery from my grandmothers love seat as a dress? Yea, I don't know why either. Of course, Natalie still is naturally beautiful here at the Hotel Chevalier Special Screening yesterday... and she could probably be wearing a big rubber chicken suit and ... [Full Story]






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