Pamela Anderson

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Pamela Anderson Wishes You a Happy Friday.

Nothing says \"have a good weekend\" like Pamela Anderson in a knit onesie. Breathable, you say? Definitely not! That\'s what makes her message so heartwarming. ... okay, cards on the table, I\'m already drunk. Enjoy your weekend and try not to get aroused by these pictures. ... [Full Story]

More Ridiculous Dancing With the Stars

You may have hoped that this show was finally done for and the producers were dumped into a huge lava pit and then crushed by a tsunami... but we\'re not so lucky. A new cast for Dancing With the Stars has been announced. Yay? According to TMZ, the new people we can see are: Kate Gosselin, Olympian Evan Lysacek, Pussycat Doll Nicole Scherzinger, Chad Ochocinco, privacy deficient Erin ... [Full Story]

Fashion Shows Have Gotten Scary

I\'m not sure in what strange universe this is considered fashion, but I would like to be as far away from it as possible, thank you. Pamela Anderson strutting around at the Richie Rich A-MUSE Fashion Show in NYC is so far from fashionable or sexy it\'s almost sad. Not to mention, that she and everyone else there look like coked up transvestites looking for a party in which they can share ... [Full Story]

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There are Crabs on Malibu Beach

Here\'s Pamela Anderson at Malibu Beach yesterday, or possibly the day before, doing what appears to be sewing. This is a reminder to all of us that we\'re on a downward slope to old age and hepatitus. I\'m sad. ... [Full Story]

Pamela Anderson\'s Run on Earth is Over

Enough is enough. Pamela Anderson is starting to look like a coked up homeless person on a regular basis. It\'s time she puts her hair up in a bun and makes cookies for little kids every day because she\'s no longer a sex symbol. In fact, she hasn\'t been one for about a decade. The last time anyone got an erection around her was 1997 and that\'s only because David Hasselhoff was in the scene ... [Full Story]

Put Those Things Away

The Pamela Anderson sex tape was great, I admit. But being 41 years old and having Hepatitis is usually grounds for keeping your breasts out of everyone\'s way. I sat here with my head turned sideways like a cocker spaniel for 8 minutes, trying to figure out if this is hot or disturbing. If you take away the fact that it looks like she has an ass on her chest, I think it\'s still kinda hot. But ... [Full Story]

Sad News: Pam Anderson Isn\'t Dating Michael Jackson

I was really hoping they\'d procreate a black white kid with big tits and hepatitis, so this is disappointing. According to USMag: \"He just wants me to be in a video,\" she said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show (airing Wednesday) when asked about their recent meeting. \"My life is so interesting. My life is a blur.\" \"So seriously, have you been hanging out with him?\" DeGeneres ... [Full Story]

Pamela Anderson is Kind of Dating Michael Jackson

If there was a bridge beside my desk, I would jump off of it. But there\'s not since it would serve no purpose, so read this bag of WTF from the UK Mirror about Pamela Anderson and Michael Jackson: The odd couple seem to have bonded over their love of plastic surgery and have been hooking up in Malibu. We hear the big-boobed babe is a massive fan of Michael... and it seems the feeling is ... [Full Story]

Pamela Anderson Calls Jessica Simpson Bad Names!

Pamela Anderson has a huge problem with Jessica Simpson! Pamela is angry with Jessica because of a shirt she wore that was offensive to vegetarians! The Sun UK reports: Jessica upset Pammi and all her vegetarian chums by wearing a T-shirt proclaiming: “Real girls eat meat.” But now the former Baywatch babe has hit back with a spectacular insult. Speaking on radio in Australia – where ... [Full Story]

Pamela Anderson Is Hot in Radar Magazine

Pamela Anderson is absolutely gorgeous in the July/August 2008 issue of Radar Magazine. Pamela is celebrating the upcoming 4th of July weekend by dressing up in skimpy patriotic clothes and looking sexier than ever in these hot pictures! She looks absolutely amazing. Not to mention, she's sucking on a lollipop in a few of these photos! And, in the spirit of Pam's hotness, I've thrown in a few ... [Full Story]

Pamela Anderson's Body Parts Are Intimidating!

Yea, so I didn't think it was physically possible, but it appears that the already abnormally large breasts of Pamela Anderson have actually gotten bigger. Pam was out and about with those too bazookas out and ready to say hello to the world the other day and boy were those things intimidating. And, might I add, she looks damn good for a mommy. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go cry tears of ... [Full Story]