Paris Hilton

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Paris Hilton.

Hmmmm, This is Kinda Weird

As if Paris Hilton in Dubai at all wasn\'t weird enough, here she is hanging out with a dolphin while staying there. I can\'t help but think the dolphin would\'ve refused this had it known who Paris Hilton really is. But it didn\'t. Because it\'s a dolphin... ... [Full Story]

Ummm What

Some things just don\'t make any sense. Paris Hilton at a news conference in Dubai is one of them. This is like mixing candy bars and toilets or something. I just don\'t understand, and on that note, I\'m done for the day. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Gets Kicked Off a Boat

Somehow Paris Hilton managed to get invited on a boat owned by a close friend of Elton John. That in itself just doesn\'t seem right. It would be like Scarlett Johansson inviting a rapist over for dinner. But anyway, she got kicked off the boat. Mirror has the story: As soon as Paris arrived she had her tongue down Doug\'s throat. Everyone kept saying how inappropriate they were being but ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton in Typical Paris Hilton Fashion

Paris Hilton partied like a ho on a yacht apparently owned by some dude named David Furnish. I looked him up and the best thing he\'s ever done is some lame documentary about Elton John, so I have a hard time imagining he owns this yacht. But anyway, Paris is the real story here. If you can call it a story. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Party Turns Into a Small Riot

Paris Hilton threw a party for herself at her new Hollywood Hills home, and after neighbors called police about the noise, things went from retarded to more retarded. Sources report: It happened Monday in the Hollywood Hills, where Paris just moved in. She threw a huge \"welcome me back\" party that lasted until Tuesday, 4 AM. Neighbors called cops about the noise before the party broke up ... [Full Story]

Seriously, Paris?

Paris Hilton was in Santa Monica for a photoshoot and apparently they thought it would be hilarious to dress her in the most ridiculous outfit they could find. It seems the first one they found one a spacesuit from a cheap porn that someone had lying around. Maybe she can\'t read a calendar and it\'s supposed to be an April Fool\'s joke, I don\'t know. Let\'s just hope this look never ever ever ... [Full Story]

God I Hate This Woman

A day when Paris Hilton is in a picture and she isn\'t the one that makes me sick is just a strange day. Here\'s Kathy Griffin, that red-haired, unfunny piece of retard, acting like an idiot and flashing her panties. I can\'t imagine any good reason why Kathy Griffin would EVER show ANYONE her panties, so my only guess is when you\'re in the presence of Paris Hilton, it just kinda happens. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Does Hawaii

Even though it looks like the short bus took a trip to the beach and one of the little campers got lost, this is actually Paris Hilton undressing to go jump in the Hawaiian ocean. I\'m not sure what\'s better, the fact that she really has no clue or those Asian tourists in the background staring and pointing: \"Oh oh wook it\'s Parwis Hilton!\" And that\'s not racist, but only because it was the ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton Turned 28

Paris Hilton turned 28 years old while in New York for the Mercedes-Benz Fall 2009 Fashion Week. To celebrate, she and her sister were rude whores to everyone. According to the NY daily news: The Hiltons then multitasked via BlackBerry, Googling and demanding free dresses while the show was underway. Nicky even e-mailed one poor staffer to say that none of the bags of free things sent to ... [Full Story]

Paris Needs to Eat Whatever\'s in that Bag

Here are some pictures of Paris Hilton leaving a tanning salon in Beverly Hills. Either she was in there way too long and got cooked or she hasn\'t eaten in weeks. Either way, it\'s probably not that healthy. ... [Full Story]

Paris Hilton has a New Job

Apparently Fila thought it would be good for their image to make Paris Hilton in a skanky tennis outfit their new face. Or at least hire her to do a shoot. Notice there are no signs of the word \"Fila\" anywhere though, so I have my doubts that this is legit. Paris could\'ve set the whole thing up to give the illusion she\'s not just a spoiled whore. ... [Full Story]

Australia Hates Paris Hilton

This is a stupid story, but it struck my interest because it confirms that Australia has gotten dumber since Steve Irwin was eaten by a lion or whatever happened to him. Basically, Paris Hilton spent $4000 in 40 minutes in Australia and that pissed off a bunch of people. TMZ reports: Paris Hilton enraged Australians by spending almost 100 bucks a minute at a boutique Down Under the other ... [Full Story]