Rachel Bilson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Rachel Bilson.

Rachel Bilson Looks Older

Usually, Rachel Bilson is wearing something really casual like a hoodie or an Indian chief hat, but yesterday she was spotted by the paparazzi wearing nice business attire. At least this is what I think business attire looks like, I\'ve never really seen an actual businessman. I did see a few in a movie once, but you know how movies are. Losers like me end up with girls like Kate Beckinsale and ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson Shops with Some Snotty Girl

Rachel Bilson was out shopping with some girl who is confident her feces doesn\'t stink. She\'s wrong, it smells awful. But anyway, Rachel might want to go easy on the shopping because I don\'t think she\'s had a legitimate job since whatever the heck her last legitimate job was. The OC, I guess? I\'m not IMDB so I don\'t know these things. I just give sage advice. ... [Full Story]

This is Getting Ridiculous

As you know if you\'re an avid reader of Celeb Parasite, which you probably aren\'t, I\'m often making fun of female celebrities for walking around while carrying a Blackberry, keys, a rape whistle, and sometimes a small animal all in their hands at the same time. Well, Rachel Bilson has brought this ridiculous act to all new levels by carrying what appears to be a bottle of hot sauce, a gigantic ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson Keeps it Real

As I\'ve mentioned before on this creepy blog, I have a mad crush/lust/desire/willingness to go to prison for Rachel Bilson. And I think the reason is because she looks like a girl you could see every day, and that\'s appealing. I\'m not a high class guy, so you can keep your fancy models. Just give me a slice of Rachel Bilson and I\'m happy. I know, I don\'t ask for much. ... [Full Story]

Can You Spare Some Change?

You might know I love Rachel Bilson, so I\'m perfectly fine with her new career choice as a homeless woman, but it\'s still sad to see. She had so much promise, and now this. Rachel, if you\'re reading this on someone else\'s screen through the window of the local Starbucks, call me. I\'ll take good care of you. ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson is Nice

Rachel Bilson was seen walking on the streets of New York this past weekend. I don\'t know where she was heading, but hopefully it was to an audition since I haven\'t seen her on TV in months. Although if she was smart, she\'d just take her fortune she\'s accumulated and leave the celebrity world forever. Take it from me, being famous isn\'t as easy as you think. ... [Full Story]

Guess Whose Awesome Red Pants

If you guessed Megan Fox, congratulations, you\'re an idiot. It\'s Rachel Bilson. Those pants are one of those things that if pretty much anyone else wore them, you\'d point and laugh...possibly flick snot all over. But when Rachel does it, it just manages to somehow be okay. Maybe science will figure that one out some day, too. ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson is Engaged

A couple of weeks ago, I posted a gallery of Rachel Bilson and announced to the world that I love her. She reacted by getting engaged to someone else. People says: Rachel Bilson and her longtime beau, Hayden Christensen, got engaged quietly over the holidays, PEOPLE has learned. According to a friend of the actress, the two, who costarred in 2008\'s Jumper, got engaged in ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson is Kinda Homely

Rachel Bilson has a unique way to come across as just some random, weird girl that works at Starbucks. And for that reason, she\'s awesome and I will probably marry her eventually. Since these pictures show her at the Alcove Cafe & Bakery in Los Feliz, it might be a while before that happens, but stay tuned. ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson is Colorful

As the 8 of you who read this blog know, I\'m a big fan of Rachel Bilson. I think she\'s one of the few female celebrities who would look good rolling right out of bed after I drugged her and convinced her to have sex with me. And because of that, I\'m posting these pictures. Also because there\'s not much else to write about...seems celebrities stay inside with their families around Christmas ... [Full Story]

Rachel Bilson is a Natural Beauty

Rachel Bilson doesn\'t need layers of make-up and plastic surgery to be beautiful. But before you congratulate her, remember she had nothing to do with it. Sometimes the universe just spits out a pretty combination of facial features. It\'s really not up to any of us. Every time I look in the mirror, I tell myself that. It works sometimes. Check out Rachel at the D&G flagship boutique opening. ... [Full Story]

Famous Girls Need to Learn How to Walk a Dog

I thought the images of Natalie Portman yesterday carrying, instead of walking, her dog were just a fluke. Maybe it was tired or had to poop. But now that Rachel Bilson is showing that she also thinks taking a dog for a walk means picking it up and letting its legs dangle, it could be a problem. The dogs even look alike except a different color. It\'s probably the same dog. Look at these ... [Full Story]