Reese Witherspoon

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Reese Witherspoon.

Reese Witherspoon is Pregnant. Wee!

Looks like the internet is going to talking about some new Witherspoon toesie-wosies, because Reese is pregnant. Allegedly. Us Weekly is reporting Reese is three months pregnant and at least with this pregnancy no one is going to get sad or grossed out. Because Reese is going to be downright adorable (and the opposite of Jessica Simpson). \"Reese is right around 12 weeks,\" one source ... [Full Story]

Marry Me, Reese Witherspoon.

Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities that I couldn\'t hate, even if I tried really, really hard. She is just so cute, like a puppy wrapped in a blanket of live kittens. She was recently at the premiere for \"This Means War\" in Hollywood. She smiled, signed autographs and generally was an awesome person. Now, onto getting drunk and watching \"Sweet Home Alabama!\" ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon Needs to Invest in Some Normal Pants

If not for me, then for the children, at least. No matter how attractive the owner is, middle-aged cameltoe is not something you want to be looking at on a national holiday such as today (but I\'m showing you regardless). I don\'t own latex pants and I have a penis, but I\'m pretty sure you can prevent all of this concave-ness by wearing panties. ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon Has a Black Eye Now

Just last week, Reese Witherspoon was hit in a crosswalk by an 84 year old woman driving a car. It wasn\'t as bad as it sounds... but she did end up with a black eye and some cuts (proving that celebrities are human after all). ... [Full Story]

Someone Dinged Reese Witherspoon With Their Car

Before you jump to any conclusions: she is fine. And she wasn\'t hit by an angry fan or an ex-lover. So this isn\'t that exciting. In reality, some old woman (who didn\'t know how to drive) hit Reese with her bumper in a crosswalk. Reese apparently doesn\'t lower herself to looking both ways: The incident occurred during a jog in Santa Monica, Calif., a rep for the actress, 35, confirms to ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon is Surfing. Sort Of.

Reese Witherspoon has been on vacation in Kauai, Hawaii recently because her normal life is [insert joke about her being super rich and not needing a vacation]. During said vacation, she looked really cute while surfing about 15 feet out from the shore. 1.) that\'s not really surfing 2.) could she be and more adorable? 3.) I really need to get back on the \"forcing Reese Witherspoon to ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon Has a Tattoo - Also Isn\'t Disgusting

As it turns out, it seems that Reese Witherspoon has been a very naughty girl as of late. When at the beach the other day, her skimpy clothing revealed that she got a tattoo in her pelvic no-no region. And although I\'m not sure what it is, I do know that I love it. And it helps her body look more than average. ... [Full Story]

Water and Abuse for Elephants

Well, of course there was animal abuse somehow tied to the \"Water for Elephants\" movie. You can\'t have an animal-themed movie without substantial inhumane treatment of animals. Apparently, the elephant featured in the movie was abused years before filming the movie. Animal Defenders International claims there is a video that shows Tai, the elephant in the movie, being trained with electric ... [Full Story]

Taylor Swift is a Freaking Giant. Reese Witherspoon is Not.

So apparently Jake Gyllenhaal has no \"type\" - he has dated both a cheeky little midget and a dim-witted, maybe ugly giant. Both Reese Witherspoon and Taylor Swift are great in their own ways, so why would Jake leave them both? The answer is obvious. He is a fruit. ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon is Married. Scarlett is Open about Sean Penn.

Reese Witherspoon and her agent Jim Toth got married at her ranch in Ojai Saturday night. They were in front of about 120 guests, including celebrities like Sean Penn, Ryan Phillippe, Scarlett Johansson, Renee Zellweger, Robert Downy Jr., Tobey Maguire, Matthew McConaughey, Alyssa Milano, Isla Fisher and Sacha Baron Cohen. Oh - sidenote - Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn were together ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon Shows Off Her Ring

Reese Witherspoon was recently seen in Beverly Hills sporting an enormous engagement ring. It was news to me that she got engaged... it was also news to me just how depressed I would be. :( Her fiance, the CAA agent named Jim Toth, announced their engagement last week. ... [Full Story]

Reese Witherspoon Gets...Dirty?

Reese Witherspoon found a way to make something dirty and entertaining - and turn into a wholesome, family experience. Reese! Quit it. See through shirts are meant to reveal either very pretty or very scary nippular areas... not conservative braziers and tank tops. I\'m digusted. I can forgive her though. Actually all of this \"chest hiding\" is exciting. The day she slips and shows her body ... [Full Story]