Salma Hayek

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Salma Hayek.

Salma Hayek Heads to Lunch

After an absence for several months, I assumed Salma Hayek either died or was deported back to Mexico or Guatemala or where ever she\'s from. But it seems she was probably just taking care of the kid she had a year or two ago, and now she\'s back. At least one day for lunch...but we\'ll take it. ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek Already Renews her Vows

Salma Hayek and her billionaire husband who I don\'t care to look up the name of just renewed their vows in Venice after getting married on Valentine\'s Day. What? Yeah. The Associated Press reports: Hayek spokeswoman Jillian Fowkes said Sunday in Los Angeles that the Mexican-born actress and French magnate Francois-Henri Pinault renewed their wedding vows Saturday in a ceremony at Venice\'s ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek has a Family

Maybe it\'s ignorance, maybe it\'s genius, but I was under the impression Salma Hayek had no family. Just cleavage and lots of it since that\'s what she\'s always showing off. But here she is in St. Tropez with her kid and billionaire husband. In case you couldn\'t figure it out from the whole \"billionaire\" thing, St. Tropez is essentially a paradise in southern France where they lynch anyone ... [Full Story]

Latina Celebrities That Will Blow You (Away)

Hola, me gusta these hot chicks. My Spanish sucks, but these celebrities would fit right in in Mexico City. Or Barcelona. Or Los Angeles. Dania Ramirez, J-Lo, Salma Hayek\'s big boobies, and more are all here in this conglomerate of Latina beauty. Enjoy, maybe while eating a taco. Wait, is that racist? ... [Full Story]

Gotta Love Celebrity Cougars and their Nice Racks

There\'s something about an older woman that\'s really hot, particularly when they have the breasts of a 25 year old. Science has proven that menopause is actually a magnet for men, but since I just made that fact up, you can ignore me and start looking at these awesome high resolution pictures. It might be time to start stalking women over 40 instead of under 20. Change can be good. ... [Full Story]

How\'s Your Knowledge of Celebrity Racks, Part 2

In case you missed the first one, click here to see it. Because I\'m a pervert who loves celebrities, especially of the female variety, I put together a second edition of Celebrity Racks for your viewing pleasure. So take a guess who it is and then click the thumbnail to see the high resolution, full version to find out. It\'s almost as fun as pushing the handicapped into traffic. ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek for the Weekend

I like to finish up Friday updates with some pictures of a hot woman such as Salma Hayek. The reason is because somehow I think the last post of the week will magically leak into my weekend. So sometime tomorrow, I should be meeting a hot Latina with massive breasts. I\'ll let you know how it goes. Have a good weekend. ... [Full Story]

A Little More From the Oscars...

I still hate the Oscars, and I\'m still glad they\'re over, but I just ran into some pictures from the Vanity Fair party that had to be posted. Not posting these is like depriving a sick child of medical care. Which actually happens quite often, so bad analogy. Nevermind. Kate Beckinsale, Salma Hayek, and Bar Rafaeli. None of them won anything, but they sure were there. ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek Got Married :-(

After watching Salma Hayek on 30 Rock for the past couple of weeks, I was starting to think I had a chance with her again. But now it\'s over for good according to People: Salma Hayek has married French businessman Francois-Henri Pinault, Monday\'s online edition of the weekly French newsmagazine Le Point reports. Hayek, 42, and Pinault, 46, were married on Saturday - St. Valentine\'s Day ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek Could Feed an Entire Starving Nation

No one does boobies like Salma Hayek. It\'s a well known fact that she has the best rack on the planet and is the best thing to come out of Mexico since these illegal immigrants doing my landscaping right now. So while I go make sure they\'re properly earning their 55 cents an hour, check out these RIDICULOUS pictures that will probably have you sucking your monitor. The high resolution ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek is a Healthy Mommy

And by healthy, of course I mean her boobs look awesome. For the baby of course. All babies need a nice rack to get milk from. Science has proven that the better the mother\'s boobs, the bigger the pimp the kid becomes. I read it in a journal. Here\'s Salma Hayek at the National Board of Review Awards, which sounds incredibly exciting. ... [Full Story]

Salma Hayek Will Never Be Ugly

Salma Hayek is every bit of 63 years old and she still looks 29. Some people just age well, and others have enough money to pay to age well. Not sure which one Salma is, but it doesn\'t really matter. Her sole purpose is to look good any way she can, and she succeeds. Yay. ... [Full Story]