Tila Tequila

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Tila Tequila.

Tila Tequila is Attacked.

No matter how bad that teeny-tiny smear of blood looks, I\'m going to stay true to this opinion: she wasn\'t hit hard enough. When Tila Tequila landed in Los Angeles last night, she immediately made a trip to the hospital to get her face stitched up. There were small lacerations that were bleeding badly enough to require medical attention. Tila was attacked by fans at Gathering of the ... [Full Story]

Shawne Merriman is Suing his Ex Girlfriend

Shawne Merriman of the San Diego Chargers, who made the stupid mistake of dating Tila Tequila, is now suing her for the lies she allegedly told back in September. Something about choking her or beating her up. I don\'t know. Anyway, TMZ reports: In the lawsuit, filed in US District Court, Merriman claims Tila posted all sorts of lies on her website, including stories that Merriman \"choked ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila Will Sue Your Face

A sex tape has surfaced recently featuring everyone\'s favorite little MySpace junkie, Tila Tequila. And she\'s mad. I wonder why? TMZ reports: Just days after she Ustreamed herself in a naked rant, a new XXX video surfaced on a porn site called 4tube.com featuring Tila in a very compromising adult position with a naked man. Tila doesn\'t know why the video is surfacing now, but she ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila is Suing her Ex-Boyfriend

If you remember a couple months ago, which I\'m sure you don\'t, NFL player Shawne Merriman allegedly did the world a favor and beat the crap out of his then girlfriend, Tila Tequila. Well, that didn\'t make her very happy so she\'s suing him now according to TMZ: Tila claims Shawne grabbed her, shook her like a rag doll, threw he down and choked her during an argument last September. Tila ... [Full Story]

She\'s Still Alive?

Tila Tequila, the ultimate case of being famous for absolutely nothing at all, was spotted out and about last night. And someone cared enough to take these pictures, so I\'m caring enough to post them. I really can\'t believe she\'s managing to keep her fame she gained from MySpace or whatever she did. Someone should really check to see if she\'s even here legally because I heard something like ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila Shows Off her Bruises

After accusing Shawne Merriman, her boyfriend, of choking her and such, Tila Tequila was spotted yesterday with bruises intact. Here\'s the video: Anyone can get a bruise. Remember Mark Wahlberg in that stupid movie, Fear, where he pounded his chest to get his girlfriend in trouble? I bet that\'s what Tila did except not nearly as dramatically and with a lot less nose flare. ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila Was Allegedly Choked

So Tila Tequila, that Asian chick that got famous via MySpace, is claiming that San Diego Chargers player, Shawn Merriman, choked her. He\'s of coure saying he didn\'t. TMZ says: San Diego Sheriff\'s deputies responded to a call this morning at 3:45 AM. Tila claims she was \"choked and physically restrained\" by Merriman after she tried to leave his residence. Merriman is accused of ... [Full Story]

The 15 Minutes That Would Never End

Tila Tequila gained her fame from MySpace, if I remember correctly, and usually anyone who gains their fame on the Web fades away within a month. But this little Asian midget keeps on going like a cockrock you just can\'t kill. Someone check her green card, maybe she\'s here illegally. Deportation is the only way to end this. ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila is Dead. Not Really. But Almost.

Radar has the details on Tila Tequila\'s rough night last night. In the early hours of April 13, her Twitter account posted disturbing messages about her being murdered. Tequila answered an hour and a half later debunking the rumor and laying out details of her harrowing night. \"Tila Tequila is dead,\" the first post said at 2:39 am. A second post boasted, \"I just broke into her house ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila is Still Alive. Call Off the Search Party.

Just when I thought the world was rid of one of its worst specimens, Tila Tequila, she came out of the sewer she was living in to host Tacos and Tequilas, which begs the question, What the hell is Tacos and Tequilas? And why is Tila Tequila hosting it? I thought she was Asian. Just because she made up \"Tequila\" for her last name doesn\'t make her Mexican. I can call myself Patrick Fitzpatrick ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila is Dating a Real Creature

I\'ve always pretty much hated Tila Tequila, but whichever part of Earth\'s asshole she found her newest girlfriend, I think I\'ll stay away. In case you don\'t know, that face belongs to Courtenay Semel. It may also partially belong to Satan, not sure, but she dated Lindsay Lohan late last year. Which makes sense since Lindsay is allegedly getting un-gay lately. Not only would I get un-gay ... [Full Story]

Tila Tequila Says She Helped Make Gay Marriage Legal!

Tila Tequila is now saying that California recently dropped its ban on gay marriage because of her! She says her show helped the movement! Us Magazine says: MTV reality queen Tila Tequila says she played a part in California recently dropping its ban on gay marriage. "It is because of me I definitely think [my show] has helped the movement," she told Usmagazine.com at the Hollywood ... [Full Story]