Halle Berry has always been gorgeous, but she hasn't always been a 41-year-old new mommy! However, that's what she is these days, and since she's given birth back in March, Halle has done a tremendous job getting back into shape while still maintaining her newfound motherly hotness!

Here's Halle Berry out and about in L.A. this past weekend. Even with just a little dress on and not doing anything special, Halle manages to look pretty hot! Therefore, she's today's Cougar of the Day! Take a moment and enjoy the aged-to-perfection Halle!

Jennifer Tilly is 49-years-old and pretty much known for two distinct things about her... her acting talent and her overall sexiness! Wait... what two things did you think I was talking about!? No, you didn't think that I meant her... no! That's just not right, man! Come on now! Have some class!

There is something old and sexy about Jennifer and I love every second of it. Not to mention she just died her hair fire red, and even though it's obviously not her real hair color, I think there's just something sexy about it. But then again, I just have a thing for red heads... whether it's natural or fake... if it's red, i'm into it! So, Jennifer, in my view, has some great little features about her... along with this sexy... umm.. "robustness" I think we'll call it... that I just can't get enough of! Not to mention, along with the fact that she'll be 50 whole years old in just a few months, Jennifer is also romantically connected to professional poker player Phil Laak, who is currently 35-years-old and 14 years Jennifer's junior. Therefore, I find that it's only fitting that Jennifer is named today's CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day!

Here's Jennifer looking uniquely robust, hot and sexy in Cannes, France this past weekend. Enjoy, kids!

Kelly Preston is 45-years-old and looking pretty good for her age, so I figured, hey, why not show an well-put-together older woman a little love. As an actress and former model, Kelly has been somewhat well-known over the years in her own right, but, of course, she's probably best known for being John Travolta's wife since the early 90s. Now, clearly, Kelly isn't your "traditional cougar," meaning that she's after younger men, but I tend to use the term cougar quite loosely in the sense that she's an older woman who's got herself together! And, seeing that I'm on a mission for celebrating the fine and delicate art of woman maintaining her appearance as the sands of time crash against her body, I figured that I should take a moment and express some gratitude to Kelly for her efforts.

So, without further adieu, I present Kelly Preston with the prestigious CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day Award! So, congratulations, Kelly! You're pretty damn cute for a 45-year-old... but, now that you've gotten such a huge award... don't go lazy on me! I want to keep seeing your hard, cougarific work day in and day out, you hear me!? Okay, thanks. Bye.

Kelly at the Step Up Women's Network Inspiration Awards this past weekend:

Mariah Carey is one hot diva that's been around for a while! And such hotness and such longevity in the public spotlight can only mean one thing... we've got a hot 35+ woman on our hands! That's right folks, Mariah is 38-years-old and looking better than ever!

However, it seems that Mariah has good reason to keep that aged body of hers nice and tight because she just recently secretly married 27-year-old rapper, Nick Cannon! Sure, an 11-year age difference doesn't sound too bad... but tthink about this... when Mariah released her self-titled first album back in 1990, Nick was only 10 years old! And there's just something slightly cougarific about that little quality about Mariah! So, without further adieu, I name the 38-year-old diva, Mariah Carey, the CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day!

Here's Mariah out looking hot for an older woman with her 27-year-old "proof of cougardom" symbol, Nick Cannon attached to her arm late last week! Enjoy, kids!

At 58-years-old, actress Morgan Fairchild looks way hotter than anyone her age probably should! I mean, she is one hot baby carrot... then again, "baby carrot" kind of has a bit of a youthful connotation to it... so, since Morgan is pretty old, does that make her just a "carrot"? Hmm... now that doesn't seem right either! Let's just leave it at "cougar" when describing Morgan and her aged hotness!

Either way, I know one thing is for certain, this lady is deserving of a CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day award and that's just what I'll give her! Looking this hot and showing off this much 58-year-old cleavage truly shows just how much life truly is still burning within this cougar! So, without further adieu, Morgan, I present you with the Cougar of the Day award. Congratulations! You and your cleavage-y dress have worked hard for it, so please, enjoy what I've done for you here!

Morgan Fairchild looking hot at the "Linked Against Leukemia" gala Wednesday night:

At 35-years-old, Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls) is looking good! Sure, she's aged a bit... but for me, as many of you know, there's something elegant and attractive about a woman with some age! Not to mention a hot little red-headed cougar who one posed for Playboy back in the day! That's when you know she's been carrying some hotness around with her over the years!

Not to mention, Geri is British, and those accents drive me wild! So, based on Geri's aforementioned characteristics, I believe it's clear that she must be given today's Cougar of the Day award! And, if you don't believe me that Geri's gotten old but still looks pretty hot, just check out these pics of her out shopping in London yesterday. See, she's wearing a ridiculous outfit and there's still something hot about her! That's what's up! And, you see, folks? This is why I'm a cougar hunter!

Catherine Bell is one hot actress... and she's probably best known for her role as Lt. Colonel Sarah MacKenzie on the hit TV show JAG... which means she's barely known at all! JAG's one of those shows that was on TV year after year and it never goes away even though no one watches. Apparently, it must have done semi-well considering it ran on NBC for about ten years. But still, do you know anyone that ever came up to and said: "Hey, you ever catch last night's episode of JAG?" No! That never happens! I think I first heard Robin Williams make that point about JAG somewhere, so I have to give him credit for it, but it's just so damn true I had to use his words!

Anyway, Catherine has been around for a while and she's getting up there in age... in fact, she's rapidly approaching 40. Currently, she's 39-years-old but come August! And you know what that means... in a few more years, she's going to facing menopause right in the face! However, I think Catherine, despite her many years in the business, is pretty damn hot for her age and I like that about her. So, seeing that I'm a fair guy, I would like to give credit to Catherine where credit is due and take a moment to honor her as today's CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day! Congratulations, Catherine, I believe this is the first time you've won the award! So, everyone, please take a moment and check out Catherine looking hot at the Bloomberg party after the White House Correspondents Association dinner in DC last weekend. Enjoy, kids!