Cougar of the Day

Cougar of the Day: Mariah Carey, 38

Mariah Carey is one hot diva that's been around for a while! And such hotness and such longevity in the public spotlight can only mean one thing... we've got a hot 35+ woman on our hands! That's right folks, Mariah is 38-years-old and looking better than ever!

However, it seems that Mariah has good reason to keep that aged body of hers nice and tight because she just recently secretly married 27-year-old rapper, Nick Cannon! Sure, an 11-year age difference doesn't sound too bad... but tthink about this... when Mariah released her self-titled first album back in 1990, Nick was only 10 years old! And there's just something slightly cougarific about that little quality about Mariah! So, without further adieu, I name the 38-year-old diva, Mariah Carey, the CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day!

Here's Mariah out looking hot for an older woman with her 27-year-old "proof of cougardom" symbol, Nick Cannon attached to her arm late last week! Enjoy, kids!

Cougar of the Day: Morgan Fairchild, 58

At 58-years-old, actress Morgan Fairchild looks way hotter than anyone her age probably should! I mean, she is one hot baby carrot... then again, "baby carrot" kind of has a bit of a youthful connotation to it... so, since Morgan is pretty old, does that make her just a "carrot"? Hmm... now that doesn't seem right either! Let's just leave it at "cougar" when describing Morgan and her aged hotness!

Either way, I know one thing is for certain, this lady is deserving of a CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day award and that's just what I'll give her! Looking this hot and showing off this much 58-year-old cleavage truly shows just how much life truly is still burning within this cougar! So, without further adieu, Morgan, I present you with the Cougar of the Day award. Congratulations! You and your cleavage-y dress have worked hard for it, so please, enjoy what I've done for you here!

Morgan Fairchild looking hot at the "Linked Against Leukemia" gala Wednesday night:

Cougar of the Day: Geri Halliwell, 35

At 35-years-old, Geri Halliwell (a.k.a. Ginger Spice of the Spice Girls) is looking good! Sure, she's aged a bit... but for me, as many of you know, there's something elegant and attractive about a woman with some age! Not to mention a hot little red-headed cougar who one posed for Playboy back in the day! That's when you know she's been carrying some hotness around with her over the years!

Not to mention, Geri is British, and those accents drive me wild! So, based on Geri's aforementioned characteristics, I believe it's clear that she must be given today's Cougar of the Day award! And, if you don't believe me that Geri's gotten old but still looks pretty hot, just check out these pics of her out shopping in London yesterday. See, she's wearing a ridiculous outfit and there's still something hot about her! That's what's up! And, you see, folks? This is why I'm a cougar hunter!

Cougar of the Day: Catherine Bell, 39

Catherine Bell is one hot actress... and she's probably best known for her role as Lt. Colonel Sarah MacKenzie on the hit TV show JAG... which means she's barely known at all! JAG's one of those shows that was on TV year after year and it never goes away even though no one watches. Apparently, it must have done semi-well considering it ran on NBC for about ten years. But still, do you know anyone that ever came up to and said: "Hey, you ever catch last night's episode of JAG?" No! That never happens! I think I first heard Robin Williams make that point about JAG somewhere, so I have to give him credit for it, but it's just so damn true I had to use his words!

Anyway, Catherine has been around for a while and she's getting up there in age... in fact, she's rapidly approaching 40. Currently, she's 39-years-old but come August! And you know what that means... in a few more years, she's going to facing menopause right in the face! However, I think Catherine, despite her many years in the business, is pretty damn hot for her age and I like that about her. So, seeing that I'm a fair guy, I would like to give credit to Catherine where credit is due and take a moment to honor her as today's CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day! Congratulations, Catherine, I believe this is the first time you've won the award! So, everyone, please take a moment and check out Catherine looking hot at the Bloomberg party after the White House Correspondents Association dinner in DC last weekend. Enjoy, kids!

Cougar of the Day REVISITED: Elizabeth Hurley, 42

Okay, so I know that Elizabeth Hurley was the Cougar of the Day here not too long ago as one hot bikini cougar, but let me tell you, after seeing her with this kind of cleavage, I would love to give Elizabeth a whole lot more than just a little award! If you know what I mean... BAAAABBBBBYYYY!!! But seriously, she looks absolutely perfect... and at 42-years-old... it's just that much better.

Furthermore, regardless of her age, that's some of the best cleavage daddy has seen in a long time. And you know what, that's what daddy likes right there! It's not the size of the cleavage, nor the fact that it's so revealing, but rather the cleavage itself is literally perfect. I don't know if I've ever seen any celebrity show off such perfection to the world... but, you know what, Elizabeth Hurley is doing it right here while she was at the 2008 Duftstars Awards in Berlin, Germany just this past weekend. Ahh, I'm at a loss for words for this display of complete and utter perfection in the realm of cougaricity. So please, without further adieu, enjoy today's hot, over-40, English Cougar of the Day award winner... alright mates? Cheerio! (Just a little international flavor for you guys to keep you awake!)

Cougar of the Day REVISITED: Heather Locklear, 46

Yesterday we saw Denise Richards surfing around in a bikini while she was being all old and hot at once on the beaches of Maui. Now, today, pictures of Heather Locklear being old and hot in a bikini have been released. The irony: both of these women have two things eerily in common with one another... they are both hot old celebrity babes... and they both did the nasty with troubled Bon Jovi rocker Richie Sambora at some point in their lives! Now, they're showing off their aged hotness back-to-back... and you know what, I love every second of it!

Furthermore, while we're on this whole "irony" thing right now... you know what else is ironic? Heather is 9 years older than Denise (Heather is 46 and Denise is 37) and she's arguably hotter! How crazy is that!? Of course, I think Denise is way hotter in the face... but she's put on some cougar-pounds while Heather is damn tight for someone over forty... scratch that... nearing 50! But, with that said, clearly Heather's in need of some appreciation... and what better way to show her that appreciation by presenting her with the always prestigious CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day award? Nothing. The answer to that last question is NOTHING! So, go ahead Heather, enjoy what I've offered to you here! I believe this is Heather's second Cougar of the Day award, and it seems that she only gets better with time! Babbbyyyy!