If you guessed that the lovely crotch shown above belongs to amateur crotch-flasher Paris Hilton, then you're correct!

Paris was out this weekend at PURE nightclub in Vegas trying to convince everyone that her usual spastic movements count as a form of dance.

Needless to say, her efforts were to no avail.

Check her out anyway though...

Paris Hilton: Amateur Crotch-Flasher, Professional Skank.

Enjoy, kids.

If you guessed that this perfectly shapen delicious little thang belonged to Jennnifer Aniston still beachin' it in Hawaii with former Friends co-star Courteney "I Married a Retard" Cox, then you're correct!

Congratulations! You have won an all expenses paid full posterior viewing of Jennifer Aniston's beautiful backside!

At 38-years-old, her bum is like an aged wine that must ferment over time to reach that perfect balance of tasteful elegance.

A remarkable feat, and it's clear that the recipe has been leaked and forwarded over to Jenn's ass! Something only few asses have ever accomplished before.

Check Jennifer and Courteney out doing the whole beach thing.

They would make such a beautiful lesbian couple, but a man can only dream of such goodness.

Damn you, David Arquette! You ruin everything!

If you guessed Anna Faris' ass being delicious on the on the set of House Bunny per usual these days, then... damn you, you ruined the surprise!

But that's some skill if you did, so "I'm not even mad, that's amazing!" quote Ron Burgundy!

And again every time I see Anna being all cute and bubbly and wearing some sort of pink I just smell and taste cotton candy everywhere. It's weird, it's one of those odd synaesthesia things I guess.

Anyway, check out the booty... AND her perfect little bits in that bunny top!

Today is a good day. Thank you, set of House Bunny.

If you guessed Jennifer Lopez, then you knew that mother nature would finally catch up to that massive caboose that she was flauntin' in Selena. I must admit though, every time I hear the name "Selena," a little Mexican voice in my head screams out "BIDDY-BIDDY, BUM-BUM!"

In fact, the voice comes from a small Mexican midget named Ramon who lives in my head.

He and I have shared this journey we call life ever since I got in a bar-fight in El Paso and Ramon was there to bail me out... such a sweet guy... you could even say that he's the Sancho to my Don Quixote!

Either way, it looks like there must have been more arroz con pollo* on the set of El Cantante than originally thought.

Or maybe Jenn just ate everything Marc didn't finish while they were filming because he looks more anorexic than ever.

Enough of me though... check out the booty.

*Rice with chicken, a common Latin dish.

If you guessed Heidi Klum in her new Jordache Jeans ad, then you've probably spent too much time staring at her "nude" photoshoot for Arena magazine last month.

Ah, who am I kidding, there's no such thing as staring at the Mona Lisa too long, so why should there be any restrictions on staring at Heidi's little masterpiece of her own!?!?

Enjoy, kids.

If you guessed Kim Kardashian then her good old Christmas hams obviously left a lasting impression. Ace said it best, "her ass is too big to ignore", so why don't we take a moment and enjoy her latest addition to the always asstastic Complex Magazine.