Guess That Celebrity Booty

Do you consider yourself an ass connoisseur? Test your skill at Celeb Parasite and see if you can guess which celebrity belongs to the gorgeous bums featured below. Click the link at the bottom of the each story to reveal the celebrity.

Guess That Celebrity Stretchy Pants Booty!

Celebrity Stretchy Pants Booty

Can you guess the celebrity stretchy-pants booty!? Look at that thing, it's a picture-perfect masterpiece! What a booty this young hot star's got on her! But, can you guess who it is!? She's probably best known for her appearances on the hit show Heroes, but it's probably not who would come to mind immediately...

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Did you guess Kristen Bell? If so, the hint was too easy! Haha! See, I'm not giving you any credit at all! How that for anti-climactic finish!? But, hey, it was fun for me now wasn't it!? Enjoy Kristen Bell's tightly packed booty on the set of her new movie "When in Rome"! Very nice!

5.20.08 at 04:58 PM   

Guess That Celebrity Beach Booty!

Celebrity Beach Booty!

Can you guess this nice little striped bikini booty? No? Well, let me give you a few hints. This blonde baby carrot has brought her sexiness both to TV and to the big screen. She's one hot blonde, Canadian-born baby carrot and has created a nice little career for herself in some pretty popular films over the past few years, but is probably best known for her role as the daughter of one tough TV character! Still can't guess it?

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Well, if you guessed that this nice little booty belongs to Elisha Cuthbert, well give yourself a nice little pat on your own booty, because you got it! Elisha is looking damn hot prancing around on the beach in Hawaii and I love that about her. So, please, take a moment and enjoy the booty (among the many other beautiful parts of Elisha) as you check her out being hot under the warm Hawaiian sun. Enjoy, kids!

5.07.08 at 09:37 AM   

Guess That Celebrity Bikini Booty!

Beautiful Bikini Booty!

Can you guess the beautiful celebrity bikini booty? This thing is amazing... there's something about it that's just warm and inviting. Sure, maybe those are characteristics that may often be pointed out when describing a home instead of someone's booty, but there's just something about this behind that makes me feel all warm and tingly inside... and you know what, maybe I'm a bad man for having those feelings... but my therapist told me that I have to accept my uncontrollable feelings in an open and guilt-free manner... and you know what, I think it's time that I've actually done that!

Now, as far as guessing the booty is concerned... this fine-bootied celeb is known for being one hot Hollywood bachelorette who just can't seem to find the right one... which usually leads her down a slippery slope of self-doubt and settling for sub-par companions... but she'll always have a special place in my heart for her TV work throughout the better part of the 90s. So, can you guess the booty?

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If you guessed that the booty belonged to Jennifer Aniston, then pat yourself on the back my friend, you're a proven booty connoisseur! Here's Jen being super hot in a little bikni as she takes in the warmth of the hot Miami beach sun. Go ahead, take a moment and enjoy yourself some Jennifer. I know I did... a few times already! Babbbbyyyy! That's what's up!

5.05.08 at 10:33 AM   

Guess That Celebrity Cougar Booty!

Celebrity Cougar Booty

Can you guess the celebrity wedgie booty!? No? Well, let me tell you a little bit about it... you know, familiarize you with it... and then maybe you'll have a better shot at figuring it out. First of all, we've enjoyed this booty right here a few times on CelebParasite.com when it was displayed as one of the beautiful assets of one of our many Cougar of the Day winners. So, clearly, we're looking at some top quality cougar-booty right here! And, more specifically, this older woman who is often drawn to low-life rocker types looks amazing in a bikini... and we've shown her prancing around in one not too long ago. So, any ideas? No?

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If you guessed that the booty belonged to Heather Locklear, then you should give yourself a big pat on your booty-identifying back because that's exactly who it is! Heather was looking hot wearing short shorts on the beach in Hawaii just the other day... and at one moment, clearly, she had a little something going on in the booty region that required her to get right in there and check out what was going on... and to that moment caught on camera, I am forever grateful! And I hope you are too! Enjoy the celebrity cougar booty!

5.01.08 at 10:32 AM   

Guess That Celebrity Short Shorts Booty!

Celebrity Booty Shorts

Can you guess this nice little celebrity booty in short shorts? It's a great little booty. I feel like I've seen this booty a number of times, but still, that's not nearly enough. That's why I would like to take a moment and enjoy this celebrity booty while having a little fun with it as well! As for some hints, the owner of this booty a successful young singer/actress/entrepreneur known for her sexy, yet somewhat cleaner image than many of the Hollywood skanks around her. Can't figure it out... well, why don't you just find out below as I "Come Clean" and let you know! (Note: that last "Come Clean" part was one last desperate hint to help you out by naming one of her songs!)

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For those of you who guessed that the booty was Hilary Duff's, well, you're right! You should give yourself a nice firm love tap on your own booty to celebrate this lovely little accomplishment of yours. For those of you who were wrong... well, hey, what's one more failure amongst a list of other failures you've endured throughout the day!? HA! How's that for some silver lining in the clouds!? Speaking of finding the good in all things... even if you guessed wrong, you can still stare at Hilary's booty for a bit. That thing looks good... and, you know what, those cowboy boots of hers definitely help! Enough of me, enjoy the Hilary, kids!

4.22.08 at 02:12 PM   

Guess That Elevated Bikini Booty!

Celebrity Bikini Booty!

Can you guess this celebrity bikini booty? It's actually not a bad booty... in fact, I would probably go so far as to say it's a great little booty. It's nice and toned, and, more importantly, elevated for the whole world to see... and you can't get much better than a booty like this one up in the air like that. However, before I get your hopes up, I must warn you... despite this being one of the best booties in Hollywood... its owner may have a case of "Butterface-itis" that can't be overlooked. In fact, I myself have often mistaken this chick for a transvestite... don't get me wrong, I always thought she looked like a really hot tranny, but a tranny nonetheless. Any guesses!?

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If you guessed that this masterpiece of a booty belonged to Fergie Fergalicious... well, pat yourself on the back (or maybe the booty, it seems more appropriate), because you nailed it! Well, you nailed the challenge of guessing the booty... you didn't nail the booty itself... so, in the end, it's really not that big of an accomplishment. But it's probably a small to medium-sized success, so, I say take that and run with it! For now, though, take a moment and enjoy the bikini-clad celebrity booty... it's a good one this time around!

4.21.08 at 09:19 AM   

Can You Guess The Celebrity Denim Cut-Off Booty!?

Celebrity Booty

Can you guess today's celebrity denim cut-off booty!? It's a nice little booty... and I feel like we haven't seen much from the owner of it lately. It seems like she was a lot more active in the world of celebs when she initially made a big name for herself... now I feel like she's been overlooked a little bit. Maybe it's because she's so damn short... her height might have finally caught up to her!

However, her booty has just made another appearance in the world, and I think the best way to appreciate it is to see who can guess the little booty. Here's one more hint... this chick either looks smokin' hot, or a little too short and stumpy like a little lawn gnome. Either way, I love the booty. Any ideas?

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If you guessed a young Hayden Panettiere, then you are "the correct"... as some foreigners would say in broken English. It's a good feeling when you guess something right, isn't it. For those of you who got it, enjoy that feeling. For those of who got it wrong, it doesn't meant that you totally suck at guessing celebrity booties... it just means that you need a little practice... so, go ahead, go out there and stare at some booties! Don't make it too obvious though, you might get smacked for it. Trust me, I know from experience. Babbbbyyy! Enjoy Hayden's booty AND cleavage on the set of "I Love You, Beth Cooper" yesterday.

4.17.08 at 11:20 AM