Sean Penn Likes to Be in Gay Love Scenes
James Franco was rather unpleasantly surprised to find out a simple kiss in the movie Milk became a straight up sausagefest due to Sean Penn. Page Six:
In case you don\'t know, Milk is the story about the first-ever openly gay man to be elected to office. I really don\'t care to see it because gay rights don\'t interest me all that much, just like my right to sit around all day and collect welfare checks probably doesn\'t interest you. But now that I know James Franco and Sean Penn get it on, I might go to the theater and, during that scene, stand up and yell \"HA HA GAY!\" then run out.
Winona Ryder Might\'ve Stolen Yet Again
Winona Rider has \"misplaced\" a $125,000 bracelet that Bulgari jewelers loaned to her. The NY Post has the story:
The \"Girl, Interrupted\" star - convicted in 2002 of shoplifting in Beverly Hills - claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel\'s front desk for safe keeping.
But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel.
Here, let me tell you what happened. Winona STOLE them. They\'re sitting at her house in a jewelry box right now. Don\'t get me wrong, I love Winona. I want to make babies with her immediately and in the future, but the woman steals. It\'s just what she does. That, and acting every once in a while.
Personally, whoever agreed to loan them to Winona is the one who should pay for it. It\'s like handing a 3 year old boy an uzi or dangling a prostitute in front of any politician. The result is to be expected.
Britney Spears Performs, Hide the Children and Yourself
There\'s a reason why you never see one-hit wonders after they disappear. Now I\'m not saying Britney Spears was a one hit wonder, but marrying Kevin Federline, having two children, and shaving your head should be enough to get the hell out of the spotlight forever. But Britney\'s performance at Live Star Academy over the weekend proves what my dad has said all along. I know nothing.
Watch the video above if you want to be brought back to a retarded version of 1998.
Katy Perry Looks Fantastic (no weird faces either!)
Whichever genius photographer got Katy Perry to sit still long enough to take 12+ real, serious pictures deserves a Nobel Prize or at least a box of Hostess cupcakes. That\'s impressive considering she\'s usually acting like a 4 year old retard.
Check these out while you can. I\'m positive the next batch of Katy Perry images will include at least 3 bug-eyed, handicapped poses.
