Orlando Bloom Lion Kinged a Baby
Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr have been hanging out in Australia, enjoying the summer in the southern hemisphere. While hanging out down under, Orlando decided to lift bare baby butt up for all to see. I\'m not sure the point of all this... but it was a pretty good Rafiki impression. Those actors are talented, man.
Marry Me, Reese Witherspoon.
Reese Witherspoon is one of those celebrities that I couldn\'t hate, even if I tried really, really hard. She is just so cute, like a puppy wrapped in a blanket of live kittens. She was recently at the premiere for \"This Means War\" in Hollywood. She smiled, signed autographs and generally was an awesome person. Now, onto getting drunk and watching \"Sweet Home Alabama!\"
Madonna is Disappointed in M.I.A.
Madonna, the star of the above-and-beyond Super Bowl half time show this year, is now very angry at M.I.A. for ruining a segment of the performance by flipping off the cameras. Madonna claims it was an \"irrelevant thing to do.\"
When Madonna called in to \"On Air with Ryan Seacrest\" she said, \"I was really surprised. I didn’t know anything about it. I wasn’t happy about it.\"
Madonna told Ryan, \"I understand it’s punk rock and everything, but to me there was such a feeling of love and good energy, and positivity, it seemed negative. It’s such a teenager ... irrelevant thing to do ... there was such a feeling of love and unity there. What was the point?\"
I\'ve only listened to one M.I.A. song (\"Paper Planes\") because it was in the trailer for \"Pineapple Express,\" but I\'m fairly certain that M.I.A. isn\'t a punk rocker. Just so you know, Madonna. I know you really want to be hip and with it.
And hey, I\'d rather have M.I.A. flip me the bird than have Janet Jackson show me her ta-tas.
Selena Gomez is Much Nicer Than You Will Ever Be.
Lately, I have been feeling down about the human race. Most of us are nothing but hormone-fueled maniacs that would sell their soul for 15 minutes of fame, sex or happiness. But then people like Selena Gomez do something nice and then I get all teary eyed and feel like hyperventilating over my world view being destroyed. Just recently, she visited Hana Hwang, a 13-year-old fan has progeria, a fatal condition that causes children to age much too quickly. Selena didn\'t alert the media and the only reason this came out is because Hana posted a thank you video for Selena on YouTube.
Why can\'t everyone learn to be cool like Selena Gomez?