Victoria\'s Secret Fashion Show for the Weekend
If there\'s one thing I enjoy, it\'s watching Saved by the Bell re-runs on TBS while eating an enormous bowl of Apple Jacks and not having a job. But I also enjoy Victoria\'s Secret fashion shows, like the one in these pictures. Nothing says entertainment like 10 girls with a combined daily diet of one junior cheeseburger from Wendy\'s. Mmm, I want Wendy\'s. Gotta yell for my mom...have a good weekend.
Jude Law Will Throw an Orange at Your Face
Well, this is certainly interesting. Apparently some students were watching Jude Law work out and he did the logical thing and threw oranges at them. According to
Star-struck students crammed up against windows to watch the British actor work out with a personal trainer and play with his son, the paper reported.
A fed-up Law responded by hurling oranges, the Post quotes NYU freshman Neha Najeeb as saying.
\"He missed,\" she said, but went back for more. \"This time, he hit the windows. There was orange pulp on the glass for a week.\"
I always knew Jude was kind of a pansy. Real men throw apples or shoot guns. But regardless, that\'s pretty awesome how he apparently has a tub of oranges sitting by at all times. Kinda like my room except instead of oranges, it\'s a pile of skid marked underwear.
Miley Cyrus Tour Bus Crashes
Miley Cyrus has been violently killed in a bus crash. Not really. But one person was after her tour bus crashed today. She wasn\'t on board any of them, which makes me wonder why the hell they were even traveling. Out joyriding in the Miley Cyrus tour bus apparently. Sounds fun.
Oprah is Finished
Oprah is finally walking away from her show after 25 years, leaving millions of women clueless as to what book to buy next. AFP reports:
\"I love this show. This show has been my life and I love it enough to know when it\'s time to say goodbye,\" Winfrey told viewers at the end of her live broadcast.
\"Twenty five years feels right in my bones and it feels right in my spirit. It\'s the perfect number, the exact right time.\"
While this would normally make me happy because I\'m not a fan of Oprah at all (please don\'t sending lightning after me), it makes me wonder what crap the network will shove down the throats of women now. Okay, now I\'m just thinking sexually so I better move on.